Masturbation Booth Opens In NYC Yelp Reviews Coming Soon

We all live stressful lives, and findings way to relieve the stress can be a seminal part of our existence. One company is putting a new spin on this seminal element, or at least semenal element, as they opened a Guyfi booth for stressed men to find a safe place to masturbate.

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Sex toy company Hot Octopuss opened the first such booth in Manhattan, stating it is meant to ”take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.” The converted telephone booth has been retrofitted with a curtain, a chair, and a laptop, and if nothing else is giving Hot Octopuss lots of free publicity.

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The company’s founder said “We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand.”

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“At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want.”

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Is it legal? Well, Hot Octopuss wants to cover their proverbial ass just in case, saying “the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.”

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Somehow, we’re guessing that this idea is not meant to last. If that’s the case, we can only say spanks for the memories.

Source: New York Daily News