Man Claims He’s Selling Elvis Presley’s Pubic Hair On Craigslist For $5000

The above photo would be around the time the craigslist poster says his wife snagged some of Elvis Presley’s pubes. That’s right, some guy from Ohio is selling what he claims to be the King of Rock ‘n Roll’s pubic hair on craigslist, taken by his wife Billie Jean Flurt in 1965. The details of how Mrs. Flurt’s adventure into owning some of the legend’s pubic hair is missing from the post, but more importantly, why such a hot commoditiy is posted under Craigslist’s “Electronics by owner” we’ll also just never know.

Unfortunately, the man selling seemed to not know how to get a photo of the pubic hair for sale up onto his page, but rather an image of someone holding their actual pubes. I doubt that was a photo taken by Mrs. Flurt way back in ’65. A photo of the presumed poster does seem to have been uploaded to the page, or is that the poster’s way of saying it’s a photo of Elvis, considering the man’s logic using the “still attached” pubic hair. Amazing how such a straight forward Craigslist title became more confusing by the images in the actual post.

More like King of Rocky Road

Here is the very minimal text from the post claiming to sell Presley’s pubes.

All you Elvis collectors lookie here. I have a real pubic hair from Elvis Presley plucked by my ex-wife Billie Jean Flurt from Elvis crotch in 1965. I hate to part with it. But it can be yours for Christmas for $5000.00. Comes with letter of authenticity signed by Colonel Parker. I guarantee its real!

I’m no detective, but I think it’s safe to say that this is a hoax, but at least a funny one at that. I could’ve done without the pubic hair shot, whomever that belongs to, but hey, that’s what I get for clicking on a craigstlist post with pubic hair in the title.

If you’re interested in contacting the man claiming to sell Presley’s pubes, click HERE. Personally, I think $5,000 is a steal.

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source: Craigslist