Man Accidentally Posts Picture Of Penis On Real Estate Website

Todd-Spence by Todd-Spence on Jul. 25, 2014

We've all posted pictures of items for sale on either eBay or Craigslist, but unfortunately for this Austin, Texas man, he didn't pay close attention to one detail potential buyers might be concerned about; his PENIS.

That's right, while taking photos of his condo, he accidentally took a photo of his own reflection, which was completely nude. As if taking photos of your condo naked wasn't weird enough, he then neglected to realize that his penis was in the below image which was posted onto the estate site Hotpads.com.

"That's no brillo pad!"

On his original post which has since been removed, he wrote "Beautiful three story condo located in central Austin, backing up to a wooded greenbelt. This condo had several windows that overlook the gorgeous greenbelt that is full of large trees. The windows have custom plantation shutters. Each story has its own deck as well as its own central air/heat. The condo is also equipped with a central vacuum system."

No one has been able to track down the home owner/penis pad seller for comment, but that's probably because he's hiding under a rock somewhere praying no one will recognize him, assuming this was all really an accident and not an elaborate ploy to post his wang online and then pretend he didn't know what he was doing. If this isn't the dumbest thing you'll read today, I'll be amazed. But then again it's still pretty early.

Oh, and if you're really curious, head to this story's source for the uncensored version. Pervert.

@Todd_Spence

14 comments
Ontarioguy
Ontarioguy User

Hasn't this happened to everyone?

TommyJJD
TommyJJD User

Here is the well endowed bathroom. As you can see there is more than enough to satisfy the most particular home owner...

Andulamb
Andulamb User

Not an accident. This is a fetish for some people.

Armybeef68
Armybeef68 User

I don't know why you would write such a long article on such a short subject.​

vaxbuster
vaxbuster User

Does his Penis come with the house?

iduno2much
iduno2much User

Must be Japanese. It's blurred out. Some people will be upset.

John-Dugan-451
John-Dugan-451 User

@TommyJJD 

Accidents happen – that’s why it’s good to make sure your penis is in its best health if you every post selfies of your tool. One tip: use a superior penis health crème that gives vital amino acids to your tool.