I love a good prank as much as the next guy. Hey, your buddy passes out drunk at the party? Time to get out that sharpie and draw the most epic, veiny, throbbing dong the world has ever seen -right on his frinkin’ face! However, for one man from Swansea, South Wales his buddies went a little too far and there weren’t even any dongs involved.
After a weekend long bachelor party an unidentified man in his fifties woke up to see a pair of Rayban sunglasses etched on his face. At first he assumed that his friends had simply used a marker to draw the glasses on his face. To his horror he realized that it was a permanent tattoo circling his eyes with the words “Rayban” written on the inked stems. Thankfully the drunken partiers didn’t pay super attention to detail and fill in the shaded lenses over his eyes. (Aaaaah!)
The best part of this story is that the man does not want to be identified by name. You know in case he is applying for a job or something, he doesn’t want people to know about the tattoo… on his face. He told the Daily Mail:
“I had no memory of getting the tattoo because I had gone out celebrating and it happened when I was drunk. Waking up the morning after, I thought someone had used a permanent marker on my face. When I first came home, obviously I was subject to a lot of stares, but I kind of got used to the tattoo and decided not to get rid of it.”
After laser surgery, now he just looks like he got in a bar fight.
After some time being a super cool guy wearing his sunglasses at night and indoors the man started to have second thoughts after some people at a pub mocked his sweet shades. So he decided to get the tat removed via a tattoo laser removal procedure. Over the past two years and six procedures the Raybans are finally starting to fade away leaving him with a little bit of coloring around his eye that doctors say should eventually go away as well. No word on if the man also had a procedure to remove his dick friends that let him get a face tattoo when he was hammered.
“Mike” from Breaking Bad had a crazy night.
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Source: Daily Mail UK