“Extreme Porn” Case in Britain Leads to Greatest Headline Ever

We came across a story recently that may very well have written the greatest headline we’ll ever read in our lifetime. It’s not just funny or embarrassing. It’s got drama, shock, joy and even a gripping plot that come together in just seventeen glorious words. It’s like reading a really funny Cliffs Notes on Adderall. 

The headline is “Man cleared of owning ‘extreme porn’ after tiger in sex video revealed to be man in costume.” 

This happened over in Great Britain where a man faced some pretty severe charges for owning a video of what prosecutors believed was a woman having sex with a tiger. Some friends sent him the video as a joke and he forgot to delete it before law enforcement found it and charged him with possessing a beastiality video. That followed six very painful months of legal problems and self-destruction. He lost his job, his home and almost his life since he suffered a heart attack during his painful ordeal. 

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This photo has never been funnier until this exact moment in time.

Prosecutors dropped the case when they realized they had made a serious mistake. They reviewed the video and realized that the tiger was in fact a man in a tiger costume. This time, they listened to the tape a little closer and could hear the man in the costume say (and I swear this is true) “They’re grrrrreat!” 

This is the kind of case that could have kept the original “Law & Order” on the air for at least another season