If anyone deserves an award, it’s this guy right here.
Posting under the category “Off My Chest” with the title Am I A Bad Person For This on reddit, a man named thr111 had to make a pretty spectacular confession: Buying every single pie at Burger King to spite a little bratty kid.
Now before you wonder if this kid was really that bad to deserve not one single pie, here’s an excerpt from the hero’s post on reddit. “So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn’t had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn’t go right in the game. The mother didn’t seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of ‘I want a Fucking PIE’.”
In all fairness, the man says that he turned to the mom, asking politely for her to calm her child down, but that’s when it just got worse. The mom of course being that mom got in his face, telling him she knows how to raise her own child. So then he did what he had to do.
“I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating it as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.”
Bravo, sir. You did your duty.
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