Man Buys Every Single Pie At Burger King To Spite A Bratty Kid

Todd-Spence by Todd-Spence on Aug. 07, 2014

If anyone deserves an award, it's this guy right here.

Posting under the category "Off My Chest" with the title Am I A Bad Person For This on reddit, a man named thr111 had to make a pretty spectacular confession: Buying every single pie at Burger King to spite a little bratty kid. 

Now before you wonder if this kid was really that bad to deserve not one single pie, here's an excerpt from the hero's post on reddit.  "So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a Fucking PIE'."

In all fairness, the man says that he turned to the mom, asking politely for her to calm her child down, but that's when it just got worse. The mom of course being that mom got in his face, telling him she knows how to raise her own child. So then he did what he had to do.

"I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating it as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away."

Bravo, sir. You did your duty.

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362 comments
Bobby-Stone-317
Bobby-Stone-317 User

Yeah, the kid was probably acting like a brat. That's about the only part of this story I believe really happened.

pacificvoyager2013
pacificvoyager2013 User

How much you want to bet the woman and the the kid were black!

willije
willije User

Good fictional short story...

Andrea-Petty-524
Andrea-Petty-524 User

lordtoad I do believe that you must live in an isolated fantasy land. you either must not have kids or you have been living in a cave for the past ten years. MOST kids these days act exactly like that. It's sad. But a lot of parents have let technology take over. And are far too 'busy' to raise their kids. so they just throw a devise in their faces and give in to their fits so they can do what they want to do. Sad.

djphink
djphink User

Photos or it didn't happen

HulkMasterG
HulkMasterG User

sounds made up, when I order a pie and they are out I would never say 'who bought them all' and glare at the previous customer, that's just stupid. I would simple say ok, and then continue with my order. Not like there are limited number of burger King's or McD's, jeez walk to the next one and get a pie.

HulkMasterG
HulkMasterG User

sounds made up, when I order a pie and they are out I would never say 'who bought them all' and glare at the previous customer, that's just stupid. I would simple say ok, and then continue with my order. Not like there are limited number of burger King's or McD's, jeez walk to the next one and get a pie.

Denise-Green-Sprecher-663
Denise-Green-Sprecher-663 User

Why not? My son likes his game boy yet and so do I , however I would of tossed them one by one in the garbage as she watched and ate one or handed them all out , have you not heard the mouths if Kurds theses days in public ? Yes , 90% of their language is cussing and the f bomb , pay attion

Martin-Lykkegaard-551
Martin-Lykkegaard-551 User

if the bitch had started to run towards me i would have waited! i never pass on potential opportunity for bashing faces in.

Andrea-Petty-524
Andrea-Petty-524 User

what does knowing someone with a mental disorder have to do with the validaty of this mans story? yeah cause im sure that 90% of the population is either bi-polar or schitzo! seriousely there are bad ass kids out there whose parents allow them to do what they please so they don't have to deal with them.

Andrea-Petty-524
Andrea-Petty-524 User

oh I definitely believe this happened. I have seen and know children that will make your toes curl!

Jimena Valenzuela
Jimena Valenzuela

Right on!!!! I hate spoiled little brats that treat their parents like crap and act like crap heads in public ruining inocent bystanders day would love to jam them in the shoulder ig theyre next to me or trip them

Sean Curtis
Sean Curtis

This one time a kid skipped the whole bathroom line at a rest stop, which I was waiting in, he opened the door on a poor lady using the bathroom then stood at the door staring at all of us staring at him, in which time he snaked the bathroom from us all, so I tripped him as he walked past us when he finished. Wrong? Or Justice.

Boat Motor
Boat Motor

Sean McDermott you will appreciate this one lol

Patrizio Davide
Patrizio Davide

I would sooooo do this as well. And eat it like it's my lover to rub it in more

Michelle Cover
Michelle Cover

Having a family member who is bi-polar/schizophrenia, I have heard crazy absurd stories like this one a LOT. This is a totally made up story.

Cecilia Montion
Cecilia Montion

Good Colby Douglas Wall dont move to the U.S. ..we dont need anymore haters .....by the way send the kid to Colby

John Garcia
John Garcia

Colby Douglas Wall we love Canada, It's the best national park we have!

Byron-Motley-54
Byron-Motley-54 User

(Sing like a 7 year old boy teasing) I bought all the pies...I bought all the pies...I bought all the pies.....and you can't get none....you can't get none....I'm taking one of the pies out...I'm taking one of the pies out....(spoken) Mmmmmmm that tastes soooooo good.....I bought all the pies...I bought all the pies....(sing as often as YOU please!)

Jon Tencza
Jon Tencza

That is so awesome, I wish more people would call out the little sh*t heads of the world!!!

Leigh-Marshall-418
Leigh-Marshall-418 User

Lordtoad! I agree with AndrewST. Everyone i know calls game devices game boys when there all the same to nongamers, my parents call them that too and my son constantly corrects them,lol And I definitely believe the story cause I have seen bratty kids with mouths like a sailr. Some people just don't need kids!!

Molly-Parker-552
Molly-Parker-552 User

she probably took him to another Burger King to get him his pie. 

Molly-Parker-552
Molly-Parker-552 User

she probably took him to a different Burger King to get him his pie. 

Taxi Jax
Taxi Jax

Get your story straight, first it was a crying kid, now it's a bratty kid! Make a decision.

puppetshow
puppetshow User

Did the guy do this prior to 1948? Why the 48 star flag?

Alexandria Sprout
Alexandria Sprout

Its possible actually kids in my park act like little shits one tried taking my dog off his lead on my porch and the parents did nothing I also know parents like that who get mad when anyone steps in

Matt Belli
Matt Belli

Haha yess! That is awesome. I would have told that dumb bitch she clearly doesn't know how to raise her own child if that little shit is acting like that....

Andy Khan
Andy Khan

Great story, too bad it's made up.

peteraarondark
peteraarondark User

I highly doubt a woman with her obvious level of intelligence would have the wits to assume that someone bought them all, not to mention, not noticing the guy in front of her loading up with several bags full of pies. As much as I love the sentiment of this story, the details seem a bit sketchy. Then again, the recount of the incident could just be slightly different than reality.

Matt Noyes
Matt Noyes

Reid if Clint was the brat, would you have done this?

Mike Hauck
Mike Hauck

while i agree with you if the mom had say patted the kid on the behind social services would have been rushed to the scene and she would have gotten charged with child abuse. even if she had pulled the kid aside and yelled or fussed at the kid it's likely the same scenario with cps would have come up. it's a catch 22 these days you don't put the little monster in check your a bad parent,

zingz87
zingz87 User

"What do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all?" Yes that's how people speak.