Make A Case: Whos A Better Killer Ray Lewis or OJ Simpson?

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 01, 2013

You ever been out partying with some friends and in a moment of false clarity thought you’d unraveled the secrets of the universe?  And as you tried to explain why the original cartoon Ninja Turtles were superior to the original film Ninja Turtles, your friends turn on you and argue the exact opposite and therefore stupid thing?  There are endless, pressing questions like this that have been debated in bars and parties around the world, so we thought we’d bring some of that wisdom here, for you, to help you make your case should this particular argument ever arise.  And to kick things off,  we had a  couple of Break staffers choose sides and  have a go at Ray Lewis and OJ Simpson.  Just who was better?  Not at football, but getting away with murder.

This one’s a no brainer, why is this a debate?  Isn’t OJ in prison right now?  Ray Lewis still plays football.  If Ray Lewis weren’t retiring and going to the Superbowl, how much of Middle America would even know he allegedly killed a man.  Allegedly!  He plead out!  Did OJ plead out?  No.  No one thinks OJ allegedly murdered anyone.  Everyone thinks OJ is guilty.

Ray Lewis is so good he got fined and then went back to work.  If I killed an intern I would absolutely get fired from my job.  And do prison time.  And not go to the Superbowl.  The big scandal Ray Lewis is dealing with right now is whether or not he ate deer antlers or something like that.  Can you even imagine someone accusing OJ of that? 

“Hey look, OJ Simpson is freebasing deer antlers.” 

“Who?”

“OJ, the guy who murdered his wife then did that stupid TV Bronco chase in the 90s.” 

“Oh yeah.”

The real issue with Lewis is that even though no one knows for sure if he actually did the stabbing, he was at least there and part of it and no on eve cares. He's literally a household name, he’s like Howie Long, except no one likes Howie and Howie never killed anyone.

 He made a complete 180 to the point that you don't even think about him possibly stabbing two people to death. He's even gone so far as to have people who know nothing about him other than who he is now defend him, saying it would be impossible that he'd do that. They don't even know his history or the facts and they are saying he wouldn't do it! Now, he'll spend the rest of his life loved by 80% of the population and he will be a commentator on ESPN next year. He's fine. Forever. And decades from now, most people won't even know what he did or might have done.

OJ’s legacy is completely destroyed and Ray Lewis is about to go out on top of his.  It’s no contest, Ray Lewis has mastered both football and completely shirking the law.

Ray Lewis wishes he could be as adept at completely flaunting the law and, let’s face it, the entirety of society, as well as OJ Simpson.  Every story that gets published about Ray Lewis’ past gets his panties in a bunch and he goes on Twitter or ESPN or whatever the venue of choice for professional criminals is and complains about people bringing it up.  He didn’t get away with anything, he rolled on two friends and took a deal to a lesser charge so he just wouldn’t be punished for it.  Why was their blood in his car?  Wasn’t he dressed in some kind of insane, Bond-villain white suit that night that was never found again?  Of course he was guilty, and he even reached a financial deal with the families’ of both victims before a civil trial. 

OJ Simpson not only killed two people by himself, he took a leisurely Sunday drive on national TV to avoid the cops until every news show in the world was covering him and then went to trial for literally 10 years.  It was on TV every day for the entire 1990’s.  They had iron clad DNA evidence that he was at the scene of the crime and his lawyer made him try on a glove and he was found not guilty. 

Then he had the balls to tell the world he wasn’t going to rest until he found the real killers and proceeded to go golfing for two years straight.  And then he wrote a book about how he killed them.  HE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT!

Ray Lewis may have avoided prison by begging and pleading, but OJ did it by being a complete ass.  And if we’re comparing who’s better at being a monster, OJ has to win hands down.

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24 comments
Wilfrid-Kumar-909
Wilfrid-Kumar-909

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Sigil
Sigil

Break, you guys are simply pathetic.

D3x43r
D3x43r

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TinaHiggs22

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frenchgeissler
frenchgeissler

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DarylAmmons
DarylAmmons

Usually a fan of the the site, but this one is pretty low....

Dylan-MacKenzie-580
Dylan-MacKenzie-580

wow...u should be ashamed of yourself...comparing Ray Lewis and OJ ? Seriously? Just removed this site from favorites and deleted app....ebaums it is...ur a joke Break

Soberfoe
Soberfoe

Ray Ray murdered someone. You're the one that's wrong for defending that.

Dylan-MacKenzie-580
Dylan-MacKenzie-580

and how was i defending murder... even if Ray did do it joking about it like this is brutal

SpaceLySprocket
SpaceLySprocket

wow...this is fucked up. first, ray lewis didnt kill anybody, hell not one witness said ray lewis was even in the fight that led to the stabbing. atleast if ur gonna talk about the situation have the facts straight

Anj
Anj

I hope Tyson eats the families of the retards who are debating this. Faggots

spottmonster
spottmonster

Next week "Jimmy Savile vs. Westley Allen Dodd, do you think the kids asked for it" ... ffs

Glen-Eshelby-549
Glen-Eshelby-549

To all you yanks Only OJ has been heard of abroad until this super bowl. still it is horrible trivialising murders.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

I think this crosses the line, you guys might think about removing it.

d33f4wl7
d33f4wl7

60% of the NFL players should be in prison so what's the question?

Sam-Saqib-566
Sam-Saqib-566

This is fcking stupid and disrespectful break, take it down or we will take it down for you.

David-Taylor-52
David-Taylor-52

What are you going to do about it, stab them tough guy?

Keith-Alberson-238
Keith-Alberson-238

Still trying to protect Ray, hun. Don't be mean, Oh i'm sorry Mr. Lewis, i thought everyone knew you were a M# (Awe stop) Lord forbid we should hurt his feelings, don't be mean. Whatever, talk to the victims family and oh don't forget to tell them, don't be mean.

bigpig
bigpig

A new low, Break.