Madonna Banned From Theater For Texting

Todd-Spence by Todd-Spence on Oct. 15, 2013

The Alamo Drafthouse has a no nonsense policy when it comes to texting during their films and Madonna recently learned this rule the hard way during the New York Film Festival premiere of 12 Years A Slave. In fact, she has been banned for LIFE.

Lucky for you, Break has the exclusive and obtained the leaked texts that lead to Madonna's lifetime ban from the Alamo Drafthouse theater chain.  Let's check out what was so important.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In her defense, a theater seat toilet combo isn't the worst idea ever. But let's be honest, she had it coming.

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39 comments
Savage Snowslayer
Savage Snowslayer

dont you have a govt to straighten out? like start a 3rd party already...these distractions are getting old and transparent

Mr_Tideman
Mr_Tideman User

I saw a replay of her on Letterman when she got banned for like 15 years.  Madonna is the most arrogant bitch I've ever seen.  They have all kinds of signs and just after the previews, they put up a huge banner that tells you that you'll get kicked out for texting, talking, or doing anything else on your cell phone.  If you're too stupid to read it, like Madonna, there's also a voice-over that reads it for you.  Madonna is the same brand of idiot that sees a can of tuna and says, "Chicken of the sea?  I didn't think chickens could swim."

Dave Wilson
Dave Wilson

Like a Virgin, banned for the very first time....

Dave-Wilson-485
Dave-Wilson-485 User

Paint ball gun snipers, hit those phones with paint!

Kevin Convertino
Kevin Convertino

Rules are rules... And I can't believe she isn't dead yet. What is she 82-83? Her old eyes can still see phone keys in a dark theater?

kmoutray
kmoutray User

it's the most publicity she's had in a while.

Break.com
Break.com

Adam With the biceps of a young Stallone.

Michael-Starbuck-960
Michael-Starbuck-960 User

Why would someone get banned for sending texts during a movie?  Talking on the phone is one thing but sending texts?  That is pretty stupid.

Derek Effing Skinner
Derek Effing Skinner

So, wait... I know the texts are fake, but did she really get banned? Because that would be awesome.

Bashir Abba Tijjani
Bashir Abba Tijjani

That's d deception about d world-once u r getting useless to people, they gonna dump u up. Better prepare for d hereafter by embracing ur creator Allah...

Richard Reeves
Richard Reeves

True or false its all good publicity 4 her , shes a master at it after all these years

Todd Sadler
Todd Sadler

Who the hell cares that she's been banned from some stupid movie theater? In fact, who the hell cares about Madonna or what she does anymore?!? Get a life already!

Roger Moreno
Roger Moreno

Ugh good riddance that old bat needs to do the world a favor and have her mouth sewn shut.

Joe Roberts
Joe Roberts

Im not an expert but I think those are fake...

Steve Frierdich
Steve Frierdich

She in trouble again.How old is she now?55!!Grow up Madonna!!

Jeff Brassfield
Jeff Brassfield

Would someone just put her out of our misery, please!?

jbart321
jbart321 User

Talking is way worse than texting.

PhilHaney
PhilHaney moderator User

If I owned a movie theater I would install a electromagnetic device that would ruin cell phones if left on in the theater. There would of course be warning signs outside the theater to tell patrons to turn their phones off, which they would of course ignore. But at least there wouldn't be texting.

TheeAthis
TheeAthis User

I HATE people who fuck with their phones during a movie. Damn straight you should be banned for life.

Az-Fec-584
Az-Fec-584 User

@Michael-Starbuck-960 The phones light up during texting and people shuffling around with it. Its a nuisance to the people sitting next to it.

Instead of leaving technicalities open of what they were actually doing with their phone.. talking..texting.. emails.. checking the weather...playing tetris.. No one cares what they were really doing, its just a disturbance, so just put the phone away of leave the theatre and doing it outside.

Obiwayne66
Obiwayne66 User

@Michael-Starbuck-960 That movie theater is famous for having a "no texting, no talking, no cellphone anything during movie, period" Why the fuck do you need to text during a movie anyway? That is pretty stupid.

Todd-Spence
Todd-Spence moderator User

@Derek Lee Skinner Yes she did.  Click the link.

Az-Fec-584
Az-Fec-584 User

@Richard Reeves Better publicity for the theatre for not caring that its a celebrity thats annoying the patrons and still kicking her out.

Break Robot
Break Robot moderator

@Richard Reeves Or she's a terrible person and doesn't care about the comfort of other theater goers.

SHlTTER
SHlTTER User

@Todd Sadler It is nice to know she got equal treatment.

Todd-Spence
Todd-Spence moderator User

@Joe Roberts No way, those are the real deal.

Az-Fec-584
Az-Fec-584 User

@PhilHaney And then you'd have people causing damage to you and the theatre in return and costing you even bigger losses.

Just line inside of the theatre with that bronze metal mesh fabric stuff that blocks cell phone signals so if you need to use your phone you must go into the lobby and cant be present to disrupt movie-goes.

greentoilet
greentoilet

@PhilHaney I would not attend your theater. I turn off my cell but the thing is I do not want some quack using such device to control or suppress my ability to place or receive any emergency calls. If anything, do what they did back in the days, haul their ass out of the theater.

LostKeys
LostKeys User

@PhilHaney If I owned a movie theater I would install a rubber glove that slaps people's phone out of their hand when using them. WHAPOW! Turn off your phone bi*ch!