ARE THERE ANY NAKED PICTURES OF LINDSAY CLUBINE OUT THERE?
If the last few months have taught me anything, it’s that there are naked pictures of everybody out there (sorry, Dad). And that extends to model Lindsay Clubine, who’s most famous for being the wife of Clay Bucholz of the Boston Red Sox. But she’s also a working model, having appeared on Deal or No Deal and with plenty of hot swimsuit pictures and the like out there for our viewing pleasure. Let’s take a look at one:
Ah, pretty nice, right?
BUT I ASKED FOR NAKED PICTURES, WHERE ARE THEY?
Well, I wasn’t going to mention it, but since you’re pressing the issue I’ll let you know that not all the photos out there of Lindsay Clubine were intended for public consumption. She was one of the hundreds of celebrities to have their phones (or, in this case, their spouse’s phones) hacked and the photos publicized in the event known as “The Fappening.” So if you’re bound and determined to see Lindsay Clubine naked, ethics be damned, you can with a quick internet search. But why do that, when you can take a look at pictures like this one:
Not bad, not bad at all, and your conscience in looking at it can remain absolutely clear.
OK, CAN I SEE SOME MORE SEXY CONSENSUAL PICTURES OF LINDAY CLUBINE?
Never underestimate the power of guilt! Uh, anyway, yeah, like I said before, as a professional model Lindsay Clubine has made a good living doing provocative and sexy photo shoots for a variety of outlets, all of which (if nothing else) will serve to make you really, really jealous of Clay Bucholz. And on that note, we can probably fit another bikini pic of Lindsay Clubine in here:
CAN I WATCH SOME VIDEOS OF LINDSAY CLUBINE INSTEAD?
Ah, just like primitive man, you’ve grown bored with the still image and now you want to see something MOVE. While this probably won’t be as revelatory for you as watching a herd of wooly mammoths stampeding over the fields were to our ancient ancestors, these videos of Lindsay Clubine do contain 100% more Lindsay Clubine.
Since the goal here is to get as close to the precipice of seeing Lindsay Clubine naked without actually going over, I guess we should start with a video of her in a tropical setting, wearing (surprise) a bikini. This is Lindsay Clubine somewhere on the Caribbean islands, promoting something called “Follow Me to Bliss.” Sounds great:
In case you didn’t notice, the above video comes straight from Lindsay’s official YouTube channel here, which she seems to update rather sporadically. Unsurprisingly, it’s also the most popular video from the channel (I have found that the most popular video on literally any given YouTube channel is the one that shows the most skin), but I’ll throw in another one free of charge. Here it is, as you can see it has a very promising title:
Hey wait a minute! This is nothing like Girls Gone Wild at all!
I THINK I WANT TO LOOK AT SOME MORE PICTURES NOW. ARE THERE ANY MORE?
I don’t blame you, that was quite a disappointment. This next photo is as far as I can gather from a group photo featuring Clubine and some of her Deal or No Deal co-stars in sexy outfits (thankfully, I don’t think this included Howie Mandel). But everybody but Lindsay’s been cropped, which makes it a perfect photograph for our purposes here:
And here’s another photo of her in the same outfit, only this time she’s a little more dynamically posed. Kind of makes you wish Deal or No Deal was still on the air, doesn’t it? Wait, is Deal or No Deal still on the air?
WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR LINDSAY CLUBINE AND OUR PROSPECTS FOR MORE SEXY PHOTOS?
Unfortunately both for Lindsay Clubine and all of her fans (which, presumably, includes most of the people reading this), it appears that her modeling and acting career has mostly wound down to a halt. Most of the recent “heat” in the press under her name has been in relation to The Fappening, which probably isn’t the best kind of publicity for a model (although it’s not the worst, either), and it’s unknown whether she intends to get back into the modeling game anyway. But as you can see in the pages above, we have plenty of material to tide us over for now.