Lawyer Says Devil Horns, 666 Tats Will Give Man Unfair Trial

You’ve heard the phrase “don’t judge a book by its cover,” but what about a guy covered in Satanic tattoos sporting a pair of devil horn implants, who is accused of murder?

This guy could join Slipknot and not need to wear a mask.

Caius Veiovis is not the lead singer of a Norwegian Black Metal band, but rather the third suspect to face trial for the triple homicide of David Glasser, Edward Frampton and Robert Chadwell in Pittsfield, Massachusetts back in 2011. His alleged accomplices have already been convicted for killing and dismembering the men. While it may seem like an open and shut case Veiovis’ lawyer is more concerned that he won’t get a fair trial and jurors will be swayed to his guilt due to his “unique” appearance. What if “666” is just his address and he’s like the guy from Memento?

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This week defense attorney James Reardon Jr. got the judge in the case to agree to ask potential jurors if there is anything about Veiovis’ appearance that would hinder them from giving him a fair trial. Really James? He seems lovely, why don’t you have him babysit your kids.

Norm McDonald voice: “Yeah, also what could impact the trial? Him being a murderer.”

Although, this could set a really great precedent if somehow the Dark Lord over here gets set free (THANKS LAWYERS). If you are accused of murder, just go out and get a giant satanic pentagram scarified into your face.

Get out of Jail Free Card

Although I guess things work both ways; we all recall how the internet went all Niagara Falls over Jeremy Meeks, with his model mug shot.

The lesson here kids is either be really, really, good looking or such a total freak that people judge you for what’s on the outside, not how many people you murdered.

What do you think, will devil boy get a “fair” trial?

Judge Phil Haney on Twitter @PhilHaney