Laura Prepon Shares Bizarre Thoughts About Her Love Of Scientology

You might remember Laura Prepon from That 70’s Show, but more currently Orange is the New Black. Of course you know who she is, but did you know that Prepon is a devout Scientologist and recently gave an interview to Celebrity Magazine stating how awesome the religion is? And like most Scientolgists, her view on the religion that she holds near and dear is almost void of any sense at all.

Seriously, what does any of this mean?

Another big realization I had in my auditing is that there is a bigger picture. This is my career but it does not define me. I am so much bigger than this career and industry. It’s my job and it’s very important to me, but, when I have huge wins in session, and when you really cognate that you are a thetan and you have a mind and body, and that the MEST universe does not control you—it puts things into perspective. It takes the weight off you and things become very easy.

If you thought your career is the end all, be all thing life has to offer, maybe she did need help. Aside from that, she referred to herself as a Thetan, soooooooo yeah.

Scientology members are a lot like Calculus teachers. I can’t stand listening to them because they seem to make it harder for the rest of us to understand with nothing but vague descriptions. We know you get it, but the rest of us have no idea what you’re talking about and thus you sound like a wack-a-doo. But hey, to each their own I guess as long as they’re not abducting anyone into outer space.