Lacey Chabert: The Impossible Dream

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SEE LACEY CHABERT NUDE AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE I DIE?

The sad reality is that we’re probably riding a downward crest of Lacey Chabert fame, but for a lot of us her star never faded, and we’re still hoping to see her naked someday. It’s not an easy task, since her movie and TV career up to this point has been markedly nudity-free. Then again, look at the video below and try not to wish you could see her naked (spoiler alert: This is pretty much completely impossible):

As for whether or not it’s possible for you to see Lacey Chabert nude before you die – well, I’m not really comfortable answering this question since I’m not a licensed healthcare professional. But have you gotten that mole on your neck checked? It looks ominous.

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But even if you’re not sitting on the brink of mortality thanks to your forgetting to apply sunblock on the side of your neck, it’s still sadly unlikely that you’ll be able to see Lacey Chabert naked in your lifetime, at least before she goes through some kind of career-rejuvenating metamorphosis of some kind. But don’t fall into despondency just yet – while Lacey Chabert nude is a sight currently reserved for Lacey Chabert’s third dates, there are a few good pictures and videos of the actress for you to enjoy. Like this one:

Lacey Chabert Nude

ARE YOU SURE THAT THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO BIG SCREEN NUDITY OF LACEY CHABERT OUT THERE?

OK, so I didn’t want to get your hopes up, since it’s really fleeting and part of a larger movie that probably isn’t very good, but there is some pretty decent Lacey Chabert sideboob action in a 2002 movie called The Scoundrel’s Wife. I don’t know who this scoundrel is, but if he’s married to Lacey Chabert (which I also have no idea is the case or not), he’s a lucky guy and should stop being such a scoundrel! I mean, take a look at this picture taken from the movie in question:

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Pretty good stuff – and in the Lacey Chabert nudity desert we’re all currently languishing in, it’s a very tall, very cold glass of ice water.

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HOW ABOUT SOME MORE SEXY PICTURES OF LACEY CHABERT?

Yes, I do. And once you make peace with the fact that you can’t see Lacey Chabert nude, I think you’ll be pretty happy with them. This next one is one of the best, a sexy cover shot featuring Chabert in the January 2007 issue of Maxim magazine:

Lacey Chabert Nude

More like Lacey AB-ert, right? Sorry, that won’t happen again and I am ashamed. But one thing I won’t give up on is posting photos of Lacey Chabert’s midriff, although this next photo doesn’t show it as toned as the last one – it’s still sexy, just not as inviting of terrible puns. And I think we can all agree that that is a very good thing:

Lacey Chabert Nude

And at the risk of being redundant, I’m going to include yet another photo of Lacey Chabert’s abs in this blog post. I don’t figure you’ll mind, right? Check it out:

Lacey Chabert Nude

Here’s another sexy picture of Lacey Chabert, this one in full-on Mean Girls mode, and if this isn’t too much of a creepy thing to say it might have you wishing you were back in high school (and if you are in high school, uh, have a good time, enjoy this, it gets better, etc.). Here’s the photo:

Lacey Chabert Nude

Man, I wonder who she’s talking to on the phone. I wish it was me.

WAS LACEY CHABERT ONE OF THE CELEBRITIES INVOLVED IN THE RECENT NUDE PHOTO HACK KNOWN AS THE FAPPENING?

Lacey Chabert is definitely within the targeted sphere of The Fappening, being a popular and hot actress of the right age to send naked photos to boyfriends. But she appears to have escaped the hackers for now, much to the chagrin of creeps everywhere – but given the state of cyber security these days, it might just be a matter of time before nude photos of Lacey Chabert are released to an eager viewing public – you’ll just have to wait and see.

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IS THERE ANY CHANCE I’LL BE ABLE TO SEE LACEY CHABERT NUDE IN THE FUTURE?

As I said in my answer to the previous question, yeah – there’s always a chance. And even though Lacey Chabert hasn’t had any high-profile roles in a while, she’s famous enough that a comeback is always possible, and since she’s still generally speaking within the prime of hotness, if that comeback also happens to entail partial or full nudity, well, I think we’ll all be satisfied.

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