KATE BOSWORTH NUDE: HER BOOBS ARE WORTHY!

Monkey500 by Monkey500 on Dec. 07, 2014

KATE BOSWORTH BLUE BIKINI

For today’s installment of “Name that Naked Hottie,” we will be uncovering a sexy blonde who can surf and was smart enough to get into Princeton. (And perhaps really smart in that she decided not to go there – in your face, Princeton!) She’s done a decent number of films, twice made the Maxim 100 hottest list, and made her debut in a film directed by Robert Redford. Give up? Good, because this game isn’t nearly as fun as seeing the sexy Kate Bosworth naked, and before we finish today’s exercise, you will have gotten plenty of boobs worth of Bosworth. So let’s enjoy our guided tour to see the great Kate, the worthy Bos and the hottie known as KB as we discover

 

WHERE CAN I SEE KATE BOSWORTH NAKED?

Kate was kind enough to bare a quick nip in one of her earliest films, the very dark and twisted 2002 flick “The Rules of Attraction.” Although it’s almost a blink and you’ll miss it, if you freeze frame it over and over you can see something. Go ahead – here it is if you’re in the freeze-frame kind of mind.

KATE BOSWORTH SURF BOARD

Although she doesn’t offer too much skin in it, 2003’s “Wonderland” allowed her to portray a coked-out girlfriend of the legendary porn star John Holmes. Legendary in that his shlong was roughly half the size of the state of Rhode Island. Want to see an even crazier-looking than normal Val Kilmer as a legendary penis hooking up with our beloved Ms. Bosworth in a bathroom? You are in luck.

It was only quite recently that Kate Bosworth had her most revealing nude scene in movies. 2013’s “Big Sur” was directed by her husband, Michael Polish, who she met while making the film. He clearly has seen a lot more of her naked than just this, but he (wisely) isn’t putting that kind of material online for pervs for the pleasure of pervs. Feel free to watch this lengthy nude scene as often as you’d like.

KATE BOSWORTH IN RED

WHAT DOES KATE BOSWORTH FIND SEXY IN A MAN?

Well, we learned from the above that she clearly likes to get married to movie directors with last names that are also ethnicities, but prior to that, she had some more specific thoughts on the subject. “Confidence and humility. I've been across the map in terms of physicality. Truly, way across the map. I like somebody who's not so crazy but likes to have a good time…and who is thoughtful and kind and easy to laugh with. Somebody you can just be yourself with one hundred and fifty percent.”

KATE BOSWORTH IN GREEN

Although she may be mathematically challenged in that it’s not humanly possible to be more than one hundred percent yourself, we will forgive her spouting such clichés because, well, she’s so damn hot.

KATE BOSWORTH IN WHITE

I’M ASKING SANTA FOR TIPS ON HOW TO GET KATE BOSWORTH NAKED FOR CHRISTMAS. WHAT SHOULD I ASK HIM?

First of all, aren’t you a bit old for asking Santa to hook you up with a babe? Besides, rumor has it that Santa only hooks up his elves as escorts, so unless you want a tiny chick with funky ears, you’d best ground yourself before you take this too far. Then again, we do know what kind of things Kate finds romantic. “It's always the little thoughtful things. I have been lucky in love. The guys have all been so great. You know what I had once that was cool? I had this boyfriend—this was a while ago—and for my 18th birthday, he made a bunch of candles using my favorite scent.”

KATE BOSWORTH PURPLE BIKINI

WOULD IT BE FUN TO GO THE BEACH WITH KATE BOSWORTH? AND BY FUN, I MEAN, UMM, WOULD I GET TO SEE HER BOOBIES?

Despite the sophomoric phrasing of your query, we can most assuredly tell you it would be fun. At least some of the time, she does indeed like to frolic in the ocean without her top on. Don’t believe us? Take a peek at these pics from her day at a Mexican beach a few years back.

 KATE BOSWORTH BEACH PULLING UP

DID KATE BOSWORTH HAVE NUDE PHOTOS STOLEN FROM HER AND POSTED ONLINE?

Like dozens of other celebs, the infamous Fappening of Fall of 2014 did indeed include compromising photos of Kate Bosworth. They are out there and findable if you must, but the truth is, you shouldn’t look at them. They are part of a crime against her and dozens of other women, so try not to be a total jerk and perpetuate the crime, ok? 

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