Josie Loren: Will She Make It Or Break It?

The great thing about the 2009-2012 ABC Family show “Make It or Break It” was absolutely not much…except for Josie Loren, that is. She’s a prime example of why we respect Hollywood casting so much: they never typecast and they never will. Right.

Josie was a gymnast growing up in Miami before she became an actress, although she has admitted she was “only good on the floor.” Yeah. We bet she was. The sexy multiracial hottie has maintained a fairly clean image, much to the chagrin of pretty much every red-blooded male on the entire planet. That said, we’ve done some digging and found some juicy and slightly naughty tidbits on Josie. Who’s ready for a floor routine that’ll…who’s ready for an uneven bars trip down…okay, there’s really no good gymnastics-related quips, so let’s get to answering some questions we’ve conveniently already asked for you.

WHERE CAN ONE VIEW JOSIE LOREN NAKED?

While many of her fellow tweeners have gone on to prove they are full-blown women (i.e., Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens), Josie has kept a low profile on the ‘let me show you the goods’ front. However, for those of you that care about the news, remember hearing about that whole celebrity photo leaking/hacking scandal? Well, Josie was one of those hit by the scandal. If you were quick enough to screen shot that action, then you know what we’re talking about. If not, just wait. We’re sure they’ll surface again in a wonderful and glorious future.

OFFICIALLY, HAS JOSIE LOREN EVER DONE A PROFESSIONAL NAKED PHOTO SHOOT?

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No, but it’s not been for lack of trying by said professionals. Several magazines and sites have reportedly offered the sexy star more than a few bucks to pose naked, but she has so far turned all of them down. How very selfish of her! Guess we’ll just have to continue picturing what that would be like.

HAS JOSIE LOREN DONE ANY SEX SCENES?

Sadly, most of the projects she’s been in has not required her to do a sex scene. However, that hasn’t stopped YouTubers like the one below from putting together some images of her with a song that mentions the word ‘sex’ more than a few times.

DOES JOSIE LOREN LIKE DRESSING SLUTTY FOR HALLOWEEN?

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Little Bo Peep has always been the go-to fantasy Halloween costume that guys secretly hope girls wear for the trick-or-treat party. When Josie pulled on her skimpy and uber sexy Little Red Riding Hood getup, she squashed all those Little Bo Peep fantasies — like Little Miss Muffet sitting on a tuffet.

Wow. We recognize that was a bad analogy, but there’s nothing bad about Josie in that outfit. Nothing bad at all.

COULD JOSIE MAKE A SIDE CAREER OUT OF BEING A SUPER SEXY POP SINGER?

Let’s be honest, lots of the pop stars today are only pop stars because they look good in very little clothing — or none, in Miley’s case — and the advances in technology that make them sound not too terrible. Josie has performed orally…er, vocally…before on “Make It or Break It” and she’s not half bad. So the answer is yes, she could definitely become the next Ashley Tisdale/Vannesa Hudgons/Selena Gomez/etc., etc.

DOES JOSIE LOREN HAVE A GREAT BODY?

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Anyone remember the song “Brick House” by the Commodores? It championed the thinking that the 36-24-36 dimensions for a woman’s body are the measurements for a perfect female shape. Of course, the perfect shape is subjective from person-to-person, but 36-24-36 is a pretty damn good guide. Josie Loren’s measurements are 32-24-34, and being tiny (5’2” and 110 lbs.), she’s more than well proportioned. Scientific measurements aside, we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words — and her pictures definitely show that she has a perfect body. Now if we could only convince her to do that naked photo shoot…

DOES JOSIE LIKE GETTING DRUNK AND GRINDING IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR?

“If a girl doesn’t like grinding it on the dance floor, she’s not worth taking home to meet your mom.” This is a quote probably no one has ever said, but we all admit that we love a chick who likes to work it on the dance floor. Josie has gone on record as saying, “I’m 24, so I’ll go out and, yeah, have a few drinks and dance — I love to dance — and have a good time…” We like that she likes to have a good time. And we can only imagine that it was after one of her ‘good time’ nights that led to the nude photos on her phone that were eventually hacked.

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HAS JOSIE LOREN EVER HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION?

 

Despite her obvious obsession with dressing up and hitting the red carpet of numerous Hollywood events in usually tight and skimpy outfits, Josie has never been caught with her dress up or top down. Or even anything out of whack. Even her seemingly endless hours of beach volleyball hasn’t given us any free shots. This only makes her more appealing — and the wait much more worth it.

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IS JOSIE A HIT WITH THE FOOT FETISH COMMUNITY?

Apparently, she is. So much in fact, that she has quite the gallery on a frighteningly creepy site called WikiFeet. To be honest, when we see pictures of Josie, we don’t even realize she has feet. But they are quite hot. For feet, that is. And trust us, not all hot chicks have attractive feet. Some are downright repulsive.

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JOSIE LOREN SEEMS SQUEAKY CLEAN, BUT HAS SHE SAID SOMETHING THAT WE CAN PRETEND IS NAUGHTY — EVEN THOUGH IT IS OUT OF CONTEXT?

But of course! We’ve been digging through a bunch of Josie’s quotes and here’s a juicy one that we have totally taken out of context: “When I got off the ground, I had rug burn on my nose.”

Does it really matter what she was really talking about when she said this? No, no it does not. Because Josie is a naughty little vixen.

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DOES JOSIE LOREN TAKE PHOTOS THAT COULD LEAD ONE TO BELIEVE A LESBIAN MAKE OUT SCENE IS TO FOLLOW?

Josie is very active on Twitter with almost 5,000 total tweets, but she has yet to post any nude or even semi-nude photos. She does, however, like to post pics of her with her large network of girlfriends. She especially likes to post pics of her and fellow actress/singer Cassandra Scerbo. And most of them appear to be the beginnings of what will be an amazing make out session between two young women “just figuring things out.” Such a wonderful world we live in.

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OKAY, SO JOSIE DOESN’T GET NUDE AND ALLOW THOSE PICS TO CIRCULATE THE INTERNET. DOES SHE AT LEAST THROW ON A SKIMPY BIKINI THAT WE CAN ALL ENJOY?

The girl loves to hit the beach and luckily we have pictures to prove it. She loves to frolic in the surf and dive in the sand while playing beach volleyball, frisbee, and whatever else people do at the beach. And we are very, very thankful for that.

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WITH ALL HER ATHLETICISM AND TRAINING, DOES JOSIE LOREN HAVE STRONGER UPPER BODY STRENGTH OR LOWER BODY STRENGTH?

It appears the answer is probably both. The girl was mean on the beam and also likes working the rope…which means she’s used to a thick rope-like item in her hands and between her legs. Climbing a rope is not very easy, even for someone that works out all the time, but Josie can do it with ease and looks extremely hot while doing it. And we haven’t even mentioned how flexible she is.

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ARE THERE MOVIES OR TV SHOWS WHERE JOSIE LOREN LETS LOOSE AND DITCHES HER GOOD GIRL IMAGE?

Josie was in the movie 21 & Over and while her role wasn’t huge, it was great that she decided to appear in a very R-rated film because this could lead her to other adult fare. And we all know where that could lead.

IS THERE A VIDEO THAT SHOWS JOSIE LOREN IN SKIMPY OUTFITS SET TO MUSIC?

Duh. This is 2014 after all and any loser or genius can post a video online. We easily found this gem featuring Josie. Feast your eyes and ears on this:

SO WILL THE WAIT BE WORTH IT TO FINALLY SEE JOSIE LOREN NUDE?

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Of course it will/would be, but in reality, it probably won’t happen. Why? Because 99.99999% of us will never even see her in person, never get to know her and certainly not become intimate with her. And unless the magazine photo shoot gods smile upon us, she doesn’t appear to be ready to drop her clothes on camera anytime in this century. But crazier things have happened, so keep those fingers crossed for all mankind.