Joan Rivers Stopped Breathing During Surgery

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Aug. 28, 2014

81 year old comedian and Crypt Keeper body double Joan Rivers is currently in a New York hospital after she stopped breathing during a throat surgery procedure. Surprisingly she wasn’t there to get a cosmetic “throat tuck” but was having a legitimate medical issue with her vocal cords; the last thing in her body not to go under the knife.

Why so serious?

Originally the Fashion Police host was in critical condition, but has thankfully been upgraded to stable condition. – Stable condition, something we can’t say about her ever changing face. Boom; old lady with plastic surgery, BURN!

We can talk, but thankfully Joan can’t.

It’s never “too soon” for this old coot, so since we are going to have to do a memorial Joan Rivers article sooner rather than later we might as well get one out of the way now with this shoddy retrospective.

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Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Joke

Joan Tells Jimmy About Her Vagina Rings

 

Joan Calls Obama Gay/ Michelle Transgender

Joan Tells PETA Protesters To F Off

 

Joan Walks Off CNN Interview

Joan Rivers is like your grandmother who you have to remind at Thanksgiving dinner, “we don’t call them that anymore” – but she gets paid lots of money to get up on stage and talk like that to make people laugh. What do you think, is Joan funny or should she hurry up and die so we can recycle her face to make Coke bottles?

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13 comments
Raspurtin
Raspurtin User

Classy lady, crude humor sometimes, but classy none the less.

Brallan84
Brallan84 User

Someone needs to tell Joans daughter to stop going to the same plastic butcher....

Is this suppose to be beautiful? They all look like swollen hemorrhoids!

Justin-Ethirteen-569
Justin-Ethirteen-569 User

All she ever did was make fat jokes and comment on a outfit that makes you look fat jokes..  

Oscuradinoda
Oscuradinoda User

She does not play well with the thin skinned liberal whiners of today.  You hurt my feelings well go suck an egg.

KrispyKotex
KrispyKotex User

I have been a fan of Joan for many years.  She is very witty.  My favorite line of hers:

"Madonna...like a virgin...touched for the very first time...oh my God...pity the poor soul who has to wash out that underwear."

spongebobmaybe
spongebobmaybe User

under rated as a comedian because of all the fashion stuff but is probably one of the most brutal comedians today. she reminds me of tom cruise in Valkyrie because she is around so many politically correct idiots and puts them in there place time and time again.

Dab-Naggit-872
Dab-Naggit-872 User

Lazy aggregating and going for the obvious...yawn. The timing on this little hit piece is as tacky as the writer.

Dejected-Head
Dejected-Head User

Props to Joan Rivers.  She knows how to tell it.