Jared From Subway Pleads Guilty In Child Porn Case

Jared Fogle, the former longtime human mascot for fast food chain, Subway has agreed to plead guilty on charges of child pornography. According to Fox59 of Indianapolis where Fogle’s home was raided last month by the FBI, the man famous for losing weight by eating Subway sandwiches reached a deal with prosecutors.  The investigation of Fogle was launched in July after the director of his charity organization, Russel Taylor was found in possession of, and may have been producing child porn. Ugh…The plea deal and a judge’s decision on sentencing will be announced on Wednesday.

Maybe now national brands will think twice than to hire some random fat guy to be their spokesman whose genius idea to lose weight was to simply eat the same crappy sandwich every day. (Any health professional will tell you this is a terrible way to lose weight and you are not really dealing with your eating issues.)

While this is a completely disgusting, and heinous story, with another national public figure being revealed as total monster; there is one small bit of silver lining to it. You see, while you may no longer be hungry for a five dollar foot long at this moment, there is one thing some of you can eat: your words.

To all the Break commenters who attacked us for simply reporting the original story back in July when the FBI raided Jared Fogle’s home and confiscated electronics and computer equipment in a child porn investigation – eat it! Good old Todd Spence dared to write a post that hinted at the possibility that your beloved sub sandwich pitchman could be a pedophile as was being reported by everyone else around the world at that moment. Yet these “brain surgeons” acted like they just found a turd in their Italian BMT:

Tomorrow when this whole Jared Fogle thing turns out to be a really, really, sick Jimmy Kimmel prank, I’ll eat a Subway sandwich off of the Break men’s room floor and @LawnBuffalo can watch.

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Source:  TMZ