With the new Bond movie opening this weekend, we're sure to see a lot of Bond shooting some bad guys but that just seems way too easy for James Bond, right? If he's the ultimate agent, he should be able to take down any villain with, say, any household product. So here's a list of items we'd like to see James Bond handle in the next Bond film.
1. A CAN OF HAIRSPRAY
He can throw it at the bad guys' heads, spray it in their eyes, and turn it into a blow torch. Sounds awesome!
2. A BANANA
Nothing beats the old fashioned empty banana peel on the street to take down a bad guy.
3. BOND'S OLD PLAYLISTS ON A BUNCH OF CD'S.
Those old CD's with burned music from Napster are just collecting dust. May as well slice some throats with them.
4. BOTTLED WATER
This one is more tactical because even James Bond has to stay hydrated when he's jumping from building to building. He can then throw the empty bottles as a distraction.
5. A FRESHLY BAKED PIE
Offering the bad guys a slice of pie sounds generous but when it burns their mouths, Bond will be having the last laugh.
6. A PUSH BROOM
You can use it to kick some ass and clean up the mess afterward. Also it worked for Eddie Murphy in Coming to America.
If Bond can take down an entire team of bad guys with just a couple of sporks, well that would just be pretty impressive wouldn't it. (No question mark needed, because it's a rhetoric question. We already know that would be impressive.)