Is This Hot? Breastfeeding A Cow

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Mar. 25, 2013

Sabrina Boing Boing breastfed a cow and put it on Instagram.

Question #1 - Who Would Do This?

You could guess "crazy woman" and you'd probably be correct. However, let's stick to solid facts for now. Sabrina is a Brazilian model, DJ, and former Pamela Anderson impersonator (who, like Anderson herself, is now sorta gross). She's also a self-proclaimed animal lover, which we totally buy.

Question #2 - Is This Hot?

The internet is full of people with kinks. "Different strokes for different folks" is what Nancy Regan use to say. But this... this is confusing.

These are almost boobs from an alternative looking blonde and that should be hot. But, they are having contact with a calf, which shouldn't be hot. These are two opposing forces strinking deep into our souls, consciences, and privates.

Question #3 (skip if your answer to #2 was 'no') - What the f**k is wrong with you?

Boobs can be powerful. So powerful they make you look past basic decency and logic. Boobs cause men to devalue themselves, to become slaves to the mammary mountains we so desperately want to climb. This is why strip clubs are sexist towards men: we lose our way in there (and all our money). And if you find this hot, you've lost your way in life.

Question #4 - Is this not hot because of Sabrina Boing Boing?

Don't get us wrong: she looks very nice. I'm sure she is fun to talk to and to watch movies with. But she looks like bad news and reminds us of those Maury guests that wear clothes they should not be wearing (then get a makeover and look fierce!)

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If this were, say, Megan Fox, would we find this hot? Or Kate Upton milking a cow? How would we react then? Does the kind of woman milking a cow with her breasts change our perception of the event's level of hotness?

Penises are confusing, yo.

- Mark (follow on twitter)

36 comments
chipperwillis
chipperwillis

doesnt look like she actually fed it milk...

treyert
treyert User

Fake, cow isn't being fed. Only the calf is licking the cow's udder.

treyert
treyert

Fake, cow isn't being fed. Only the calf is licking the cow's udder.

RobJVM
RobJVM User

What a disgusting pig.

RobJVM
RobJVM

What a disgusting pig.

kinger87
kinger87 User

You dont know where those things have been little guy.

kinger87
kinger87

You dont know where those things have been little guy.

Elawshea
Elawshea

I'm sure the cow had better

bendayho
bendayho User

oh, its a cow alright!

Foqnax
Foqnax User

She seems like a classy lady.

Foqnax
Foqnax

She seems like a classy lady.

bordercontrol
bordercontrol User

i cant believe this is making me horny!!!

goodshite
goodshite

The cow obviously does not know it is in danger of drinking tainted milk.

Nutzac
Nutzac User

How mad cow disease gets started.

Nutzac
Nutzac

How mad cow disease gets started.

RobJVM
RobJVM User

The cow is CLEARLY not getting enough. It looks about to die.

RobJVM
RobJVM

The cow is CLEARLY not getting enough. It looks about to die.

Gourry333
Gourry333 User

The cow would get herpes from that thing.

Gourry333
Gourry333

The cow would get herpes from that thing.

swany65
swany65

and the next day you can introduce the girl too.

otek420
otek420 User

correction.. happy cow disease

otek420
otek420

correction.. happy cow disease

LostKeys
LostKeys User

I hope they're making veal with that thing.... Or else you're going to have one diharrea filled cow after it doesn't build the natural enzymes that cows get from cow milk.

LostKeys
LostKeys

I hope they're making veal with that thing.... Or else you're going to have one diharrea filled cow after it doesn't build the natural enzymes that cows get from cow milk.

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