Is This Even Music? Seriously. Is it?

Earnest-Pettie by Earnest-Pettie on Mar. 25, 2013

If the Spice Girls and the Pussycat Dolls got together, decided to adopt, and ended up with latina and asian kids who would spend the rest of their lives trying to live up to the reputations of their parents but always doomed to fail-- those kids would be Lupe Fuentes & The Ex-Girlfriends. Check out their latest video and let us know how far you make it through the video in the comments.

Here's what how far you made it through the video says about you. If you stopped at:

:00 - 1:00: You have great taste. Even the promise of latin and asian booty isn't enough to make you sit through this junk. You have better things to do with your life. We'll see you after you've cured cancer.

1:00 - 1:30: You have weird priorities. Lupe Fuentes' boobs are far less interesting to you than the pasty white guy's crotch was. Congratulations?

1:30 - 1:45: You're a rap afficianadoYou must have been exposed to hip hop at least once before! Even with the most limited knowledge of rap, you know this isn't it. 

2:00 - 2:15: You're a music purist. You love music more than gyrating chicks who are almost dancing. Dubstep and Autotune? No thanks!

2:30 - 3:00: You're a discerning viral video viewer. You've compared the amount of time the women were dancing to the amount of time dedicated to the weird b-boy and the white guy and decided that this video isn't going to be worth your time. On to a video of some guy getting hit in the nuts!

3:00 - 5:24: We're sorry. Your hearing and sight are sufficiently impaired such that this video would have zero effect on you. That must be such a struggle for you. Our thoughts and prayers are with you, buddy.

5:25: Your dedication to Lupe Fuentes is a little scary. She's not going to have sex with you. She's just not. And having seen her entire body of work isn't going to change that. Wait... are you opening a new tab to go to her Facebook page to leave a comment about the video?!?! STOP IT! SHE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

- Earnest

Follow me @earnestp once you've made it through this video. 

 

83 comments
Tieris
Tieris User

My penis says yes to this video and has said yes to all of her other videos.

Tieris
Tieris

My penis says yes to this video and has said yes to all of her other videos.

t_tacklabuh0
t_tacklabuh0

So that's why they aren't allowed to speak in other countries.

rooner15
rooner15 User

i made it to 2:08 WOW horse teeth

rooner15
rooner15

i made it to 2:08 WOW horse teeth

iduno2much
iduno2much User

shes got a nice lupehole. stick to porn

iduno2much
iduno2much

shes got a nice lupehole. stick to porn

BadDad123
BadDad123 User

Joan Rivers as the mom.

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abeljames

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oneinch
oneinch User

Ugh, I made it through the entire video. Do these women realize the 80's happened 30 years ago and could wear more up-to-date attire? Also, who needs to have sex with Lupe? She has her own flesh light. It's much cheaper and less bitching.

oneinch
oneinch

Ugh, I made it through the entire video. Do these women realize the 80's happened 30 years ago and could wear more up-to-date attire? Also, who needs to have sex with Lupe? She has her own flesh light. It's much cheaper and less bitching.

Mizogucci
Mizogucci User

This gives a whole to meaning to the word "Street".

Mizogucci
Mizogucci

This gives a whole to meaning to the word "Street".

bugginryan
bugginryan User

Mexicans trying to be like MIA.

zahnd
zahnd User

is this any worse than Nicki Manajalgaklgalgka

zahnd
zahnd

is this any worse than Nicki Manajalgaklgalgka

goodshite
goodshite

Least we know where all those trafficked chicks ended up.

Caio-Guimarães-710
Caio-Guimarães-710 User

1:27 after the boobs in the computer exactly when the teleport happened.. oh my god kill me

TacoLoco
TacoLoco User

damn lupe's got a set of chompers that would make mr. ed blush

TacoLoco
TacoLoco

damn lupe's got a set of chompers that would make mr. ed blush

STENG2495
STENG2495 User

Haha pornstar turned rapper? Yeah I dont think so... this aint the movies. You cant just jaime foxx or drake it whenever you want.

STENG2495
STENG2495

Haha pornstar turned rapper? Yeah I dont think so... this aint the movies. You cant just jaime foxx or drake it whenever you want.

mykylc
mykylc User

Oh duh...Lupe Fuentes....she is a porn star.

mykylc
mykylc

Oh duh...Lupe Fuentes....she is a porn star.

mykylc
mykylc User

Is the one driving the car a porn star? I've seen her on the net before it seems.

mykylc
mykylc

Is the one driving the car a porn star? I've seen her on the net before it seems.

seedlessking
seedlessking

I put it on mute and watched the hottie in the american shorts. muy caliente

seedlessking
seedlessking

I put it on mute and watched the hottie in the american shorts. muy caliente

Gourry333
Gourry333 User

Ah, good ole fashion rapebait.

Gourry333
Gourry333

Ah, good ole fashion rapebait.

Geepa53
Geepa53 User

The lead singer has about 150 teeth in her mouth.

Geepa53
Geepa53

The lead singer has about 150 teeth in her mouth.

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