Someone Custom Ordered The World’s Most Insane McDonald’s Burger

Let’s say that you’re one of those do-goody hipsters who believes that no one should eat at McDonald’s. You believe that it’s the most unhealthy thing a person can put in their body and that includes incandescent light bulbs and radioactive isotopes. Well, this time we’re actually on the side of those kale munching creeps when it comes to the most insane McDonald’s creation we’ve ever seen and it’s called “The Big Max.”

McDonald’s has a new way to order a burger at their restaurants called “Create Your Taste.” You simply walk into the restaurant and order a burger through a touch screen menu that you allows you to build whatever burger your poorly working heart desires. Do you want a burger with cheese slices instead of buns? It’s yours. Have a hankering for a hamburger with bacon instead of meat? That’s not technically a burger but go right ahead. Got an urge to put a severed human hand on your hamburger? That’s illegal and you should be put somewhere padded with cameras so we can keep an eye on you at all times.

YouTuber Moshe Tamssot got the brilliant idea to build the most insane burger his mind could conjure just to see if the McDonald’s would make it for him. He ordered a Double Quarter Pounder since the maximum number of patties he could put on his burger was two. Then he had them put huge portions of lettuce, bacon, guacamole, pickles, mushrooms, jalapenos, onions, three kinds of cheese and every kind of sauce they had behind the counter on one burger. Then they brought it out to him for his consumption along with the biggest bill ($25 smackers) for a single sitting in McDonald’s history since Kirstie Alley smoked a bowl.

He dubbed his creation “The Big Max.” We’ve got a better name for it: the McF***No. And we wonder why other starving countries hate us.

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source: Geekologie