For those of us that just aren’t a fan of Iggy Azalea’s rapping style that almost sounds like she’s gagging on the microphone, be prepared to have yourself a nice belly laugh. For the rest of you, well, I guess you’re about to realize how terrible your favorite rapper really is at rapping.
Recently we posted a video showing Azalea rapping what seemed like a bunch of nonsense, but hey, maybe it’s just our untrained ears neglecting to hear the beauty that is her lyrics. Probably not. Especially after you’ve seen these two vines showcasing Azalea’s true talent, which is the ability to say jibberish quickly without people catching on.
Check it out below. But be warned, it’s hysterically bad.
Maybe she was simply reciting the Three Little Pigs, spouting the “wee, wee, wee all the way home” part. Just a shot in the dark. But really, maybe it’s just the audio and maybe she’s rapping SO fast we can’t understand a lyric. Probably not.
But then there’s this second video showing Azalea rapping for a much larger crowd filmed by a television crew with professional audio equipment. And it doesn’t get any better, folks.
This is probably the greatest example of how much jibberish she actually says during any given performance. We can decipher “Hands to the ceilin’ ” and “We spinnin’, we spinnin’ ” so by comparing that english to the other lyrics in the song, nothing else makes any damn sense.
Too hilarious. Now if only we could convince people to stop buying her music.
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