If You’re Going To Bang Your Students, You Might As Well Bang At Waffle House

I don’t know from experience, but common sense dictates that if you’re a teacher who is having sex with a student, discretion is the name of the game. Lori Quigley isn’t very discrete. She is a 41-year-old married math teacher, but again, she is not discrete.

Aside from allegedly having sex with two students (at the same time, mind you) in her classroom, she is also accused of having sex with a student at a Waffle House!

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Sex. Waffle House. All the way. Smothered, covered, chunked.

Learning about Quigley’s alleged sex at a Waffle House certainly raises more questions than it answers. Where at the Waffle House did this take place? Did it happen under a table? In a booth? In the parking lot? Did it happen before or after the waffles? Was there syrup involved? Was there too long of a wait at Cracker Barrel?

While we me never know the answers to these questions, do you have any guesses as to where this all went down? If you guessed Florida, you’re close, but wrong. Quigley’s alleged indiscretions took place in Brunswick, GA. Georgia’s age of consent is 16, so technically she wasn’t committing statutory rape. However, in Georgia, it’s still a felony for a teacher to have sex with a student. F*cking fascists. (Source)