If You Love Sharknado, See These ASAP

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Jul. 12, 2013

Sharknado, arguably the biggest film of the year, if not ever, aired on the SyFy channel this week and the entire world fell in love with its absurd premise and terrible, terrible production value. But this isn't the first time a film like this has been made. SyFy and production studio, The Asylum, have been doing this for years. You've missed out on some incredibly hilarious and bad films and these are the ones you need to catch up on ASAP.

Mega Piranha

"It wasn't any explosion. It wasn't terrorists. It was giant piranha." Mutated piranhas escape the waters of South America and attack the United States. Somehow, this mutation has given them the ability to fly and a thirst for a human apocalypse. Nothing here makes sense and nothing looks good and that's why we say go get this now!

 

Titanic II

100 years after the first Titanic's ill-fated voyage, the Titanic II sets the same course. But then... a tsunami hurls waves and a large iceberg their way and OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! And just like the first time, the woman says, "I'll never let go," then immediately lets her dead lover go. Romance!

 

2-Headed Shark Attack

Beaches, babes, boobies... a shark with two heads! A classic tale of a mutated shark that attacks a group of young, sexy college students who just wanted to party. Sadly, the filmmakers failed to give us the shark's point-of-view of the attacks. Maybe the father of one of the students was the reason it was mutated? Or its mother was killed by an evil human? Just poor storytelling in this one.

 

Nazis At The Center Of The Earth

Researchers discover an underground continent that is home to Nazi zombies ready to take over the world. That's all you need to know.

 

Golden Winter

Nothing really wrong here. This just looks adorable.

 

500 MPH Storm

Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien stars in this action thriller about an energy experience gone wrong that creates a "hypercane." What's a "hypercane?" The awesomest pile of bullshit ever!

If you have a film idea for SyFy and Asylum? Good! You can actually pitch it to them here! And tell us what it is in the comments.

- Mark (follow me on twitter)

20 comments
skovbylars
skovbylars User

Sharknado is also one for the list

Thornerg
Thornerg User

I think she's alone now!

eldystar
eldystar User

sandtyphoonofkillerrobots 2 the return of the robots.

Kieran Torr
Kieran Torr

Haha great theses films two headed shark is class coz there so shit! Hilarious

Purgatory
Purgatory User

NAZI ZOMBIE MOVIE I MUST SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Jostel Lunael
Jostel Lunael

What's wrong with these people is no little thing.

Terry-Sandowski-596
Terry-Sandowski-596

I don't get if Asylum just makes spoof trailers or they then go on to produce these low budget films? Am I supposed to know by now?

steamplayer716
steamplayer716 User

just saw it yesterday and 2 Headed Shark Attack.

Mr_Tideman
Mr_Tideman User

Golden winter:  that's what happens when people try golden showers in Alaska.

gonetoofar
gonetoofar

I cannot wait for the Texting Zombies!

ceprn
ceprn User

I am going to watch exactly... none of those.

jbart321
jbart321 User

The Asylum can go fuck themselves.

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