“Wolverine” Almost Wacked His Weiner Right Off!

A fun Hollywood story has emerged that will be intriguing for fans of comic book movies while also having dudes cross their legs in horror. That’s because on the set of the latest X-Men movie Days of Future Past, star Hugh Jackman almost had a very close shave and it wasn’t on his kick ass facial hair. A story has finally emerged from the film detailing the time that Hugh Jackman almost cut his package off; that would definitely make old Jean Valjean here a falsetto. -I mean his penis would have been in the Days of Past – Past. His superpower would have been; “Hey, I’m a guy with no penis!” OK, I’ll stop.

Thanks goodness Wolverine has healing ability or he would be a eunuch.

If you saw the flick you will recall the sex scene with Wolverine; we get to see some sweet Wolverine tushy, I mean come on you can really tell Jackman put the time into working out to look good for the movie, that’s all I’m saying, whatever man. So, during the shooting of said nude scene, Hugh was walking around the set completely naked when he turned the corner and happened upon every female cast member for the film who were talking to the crew. He instinctively threw his hands over his little Hugh to cover up… but here’s the thing; he was still wearing his Wolverine claws and nearly sliced off his penis! I think at that moment his claws weren’t the only thing that was retractable.

“Nice junk!”

I assume the group of actresses on the X-men set includes Jennifer Lawrence  who plays Mystique. So maybe this whole Fappening business was an elaborate “You show me yours, I’ll show you mine?” No? OK then. I bet Edward Scissorhands feels Wolverine’s pain. Of the incident Hugh says he thankfully just cut his thigh.

“I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh – it was just the inner thigh thankfully! The metal claws had to go – you can’t have bits and pieces flying off.”

Everyday presents a new set of challenges.

Thanks goodness nobody walked in on Hugh when he was wiping his bum while dressed as Wolverine.  

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