How To Make An Awful Album Cover

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 07, 2013

Not sure how to make your album stand out and scare potential listeners?  We have some ideas.

1. Make use of scary ladies in horribly outdated clothes.

2. Maybe toss in a shirtless hairy man and some pregnant ladies.

3. Sense?  No need to use that.

4. Remember that sex sells.

5. Try to appeal to everyone.

6. Use color wisely.

7. Animals.  People love animals.

8. Double entendres are awesome.

9. Seriously, double entendres.

10. You can't have too many things on one album.

11. All else fails, scare people.