How To Make An Awful Album Cover

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 07, 2013

Not sure how to make your album stand out and scare potential listeners?  We have some ideas.

1. Make use of scary ladies in horribly outdated clothes.

2. Maybe toss in a shirtless hairy man and some pregnant ladies.

3. Sense?  No need to use that.

4. Remember that sex sells.

5. Try to appeal to everyone.

6. Use color wisely.

7. Animals.  People love animals.

8. Double entendres are awesome.

9. Seriously, double entendres.

10. You can't have too many things on one album.

11. All else fails, scare people.

8 comments
tomcaptain
tomcaptain

They totally left out Devastating Dave - the Turntable Slave

Jason-Greetis-160
Jason-Greetis-160

I HAD NO IDEA THAT OPIE FROM SON'S OF ANARCHY MADE A RAP ALBUM NAMED "BUSTIN' NUTZ"!!!

Brett-Powell-394
Brett-Powell-394

How did Die Antwoord's album make it on to this list? That is one of the best album covers ever made.

bigalo
bigalo

Thank you based god :,)

AlienX
AlienX

that last one is pretty bad ass actually..

lgabl
lgabl

Antwoord is awesome not scary.

cokesniffer
cokesniffer

This is what they did in their free time in Arkham Asylum .........