How Does A Movie Theater "Accidentally" Show Porn To Kids?

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Dec. 03, 2013
FOX 13 News

As the old saying goes, “to err is human.” We all make mistakes. In fact, if my father is to be believed, I myself was his biggest mistake. And while I freely admit that accidents happen, there are certainly different levels of faux pas.

Some blunders are trivial, like forgetting to take out the trash or not feeding your cat for a week. Then, on the opposite end of the spectrum, we have Regal Cinemas Park Place Stadium 16 in Pinellas Park, Florida, which “accidentally” played a porno to a theater full of children waiting to see Disney’s Frozen.

Talk about having egg on your face. At least I hope that’s egg.

Lynn Greene of Largo was at the Regal Cinemas Park Place Stadium 16 with her grandchildren when it happened. She said there were some technical difficulties that delayed the start of the movie, so the theater temporarily played another cartoon.

"They put in the filler, it looked like 'Steamboat Willie,' the old Mickey Mouse cartoon, and then all of a sudden it goes into this other scene," Greene said.

According to the theater, there were technical difficulties with Frozen, and the projectionist ran another clip to occupy the children during the delay. All dong aside, it was a nice gesture, albeit one that backfired in a spectacular fashion.

The theater has attempted to placate angry parents with free passes to another non-x-rated film, and has given assurances that the mistake won’t happen again. And while the fact that little Timmy saw some hardcore isn’t exactly an ideal situation, kids are going to learn about tribbing sooner or later, so they’ll probably recover and go on to lead normal lives.

However, this entire situation raises many questions.

  • Why does a Regal Cinema have porno lying around in the projection booth?
  • Why did a porno start off with a clip of Steamboat Willie?
  • Why did no one notice the porn playing for two minutes?
  • Why didn't I go to law school when I had the chance?

While we may not ever have an answer to any of these important questions, the fact that there are so many leads me to doubt the “accidental” nature of the incident. As a man who has “accidentally” shown porn to his girlfriend, I’m calling bullshit. (Source)

11 comments
rockdrumer
rockdrumer

Why is this so big of a problem. Kids nowadays can very simply go to google and type 'porn' to find similar videos. I bet the little kid went "Grandma, no worries.. I already seen it with my friends. The ending with the dirty Sanches is kind of funny"

Joey-Vaughan-193
Joey-Vaughan-193 User

sounds like fight club when he would put in a porno scene for a couple seconds.

Indiglow
Indiglow

Oh, she saw Steamboat Willie alright.

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1 User

Where was this at..... could you imagine the possibilities.  the reporter wanted to know the name haha

LiftO
LiftO User

a porno movie is rated X ...

It sounds like this old dried up lady momentarily saw a tit or perhaps a bum.


JMat26k
JMat26k

Why is sex appalling to someone with grandkids?  Obviously she's bumped uglies more than once.


KcJownzz
KcJownzz User

*Was does break keep referring to the clip as "Porno", when it was "R-Rated"?

*When did break become a tepid blogging site with half-witted humor and half baked sentiments?

*Why do I still come to this site knowing it hasn't been enjoyable since Big-boys?

And my biggest concern and question...

*Why aren't there foot levers on toilets? You know, like how trashcans have...I'm tired of pissy toilet seats.

primordial
primordial User

Ive hit 2 deer Sep 22,2013 i deliver pizza's and comeing back from a delivery and was running about 70 in a 65 once my lights hit them it was to late i struck them at 65 what the police told me im sure the two i got bounced off each other. Car was total loss By insurance but the body shop said it can be fixed and told the insurance it was not. I have a 2002 grand prix gt. i try to post a photo

brnknot
brnknot User

Took the guy 2 min to turn it off! What a champ. I wish I could last that long

Rick_S
Rick_S User

Some people have all the luck!

Azazel-666
Azazel-666

LmAo Took the fight club one second clip thing a bit further ehy? I think its better than showing gory war movie scenes like Saving Private ryan with intestines coming out of a doods torso. 

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