How Can Break Editor Mark Get An iPad? You Decide.

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Mar. 12, 2013

Hey, gang. I'm Mark Potts. I'm one of your beloved Break editors. I've always wanted an iPad, but I've never wanted to pay for one. As you know, they cost a lot of money. While I do get paid well working for Break, I just don't have the extra funds for one (most of my money goes to the Cristal I purchase and pour on all the super hot Break groupies).

An artistic interpretation of what I look like.

So my boss decided he'd give me an iPad-- on one condition: I had to do something you, the lovely and nice Break audience, wanted me to do. We will video the winning suggestion and share it to the world... If I go through with it.

In the comments, tell me what I should do to get an iPad. The idea with the most upvotes is what I must do in order to get the iPad I so much desire.

However, there are a few ground rules.

1. No Semen - You can't suggest I drink, snort, chug, intake through my ass, or any other method of getting semen inside of me. As fun as it sounds, we want to keep this classy. Actually, you know what...

2. No Bodily Fluids - This prevents you from suggesting "give yourself an enema with horse piss."

3. I Can't Kill Myself - As much as "kill yourself" sounds tempting, I want to actually enjoy the iPad. This also means you can't say "Enjoy the iPad, then kill yourself" because that's cheating the ground rule.

4. I Can't Quit My Job - If I quit, you guys wouldn't get a lot of the comments you just love. I don't want you guys to suffer just so I can be happy with an iPad.

5. Nothing That Will Get Me Arrested - I'd rather not go to jail. Not because I'm afraid of jail or having a record, but because I don't know if Break will pay my bail.

So suggest away! Try to be creative and fun-- not dickish for dickish sake. We have ONE WEEK to make my dreams come true, so get to suggesting. Also, I'll be in the comments responding to some of your suggestions if I need clarification, more details, or think you're a terrible person.

Remember: I love you all. Maybe suggest that I do something like take a day off or get massaged by a hot chick. Those would be fun for us all!

Follow me on twitter to see when I actually do the crap you vote for. Or to read my hilarious tweets. Or my unfunny tweets. Which are which? It's a mystery!

97 comments
Adrienne-Silver-990
Adrienne-Silver-990

walk in public with green underwear while filming it c if people reaction happy st packtrick day

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

Make Break to STOP LOADING ADS BEFORE VIDEOS ! ! ! If we want ads we can just watch TV

KittenBalls
KittenBalls

I saw a "free hugs" suggestion... My suggestion is have a free hugs sign, but deny every person who comes up for a hug with an insulting reason why they personally are unhuggable. Like, "ooooh... sorry. I can't put it on the sign but no (fat/ugly/etc.) people."

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

My challenge to you is to stop writing articles. If you do this, you deserve an iPad.

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts

If I did that, you wouldn't be able to read my awesome articles and that only hurts you! I'd never do that to such a loyal fan!

vold
vold

Strip naked in the Break office and let every single Break employee kick you in the nuts.

Posties13
Posties13

Sell pencils outside the train station until your earn 1/10 the price.

Pyrotechnic101
Pyrotechnic101

Make a video where you kick you boss in the balls and have him hand you the money and thank you after.

kingdomofnothing
kingdomofnothing

For one whole day every waking hour on the hour no matter where you're at yell, "I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha." Of course each time it has to be filmed so we can all laugh at you, too...

warrioricp
warrioricp

dont u use any debit cards? credit cards?

Rik-n-Roll
Rik-n-Roll

jump over it on roller skates, blindfolded... in a cactus infested desert

Jamie-Bragg-181
Jamie-Bragg-181

I think you should get the break Logo tattooed on your ass cheek or something like that hell I will get the break Logo tattooed on my head for an Ipad LOL

StainlessTV
StainlessTV

dress as a woman of a different nationality each day to work for a week.... with gallery following of course

StainlessTV
StainlessTV

eat 10 sugared donuts without licking your lips

StainlessTV
StainlessTV

abseil the tallest building in your town... with dental floss

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

That's because us dumb folk would rather have user friendly apple products that require no thinking.

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

French kiss your boss. This gets him involved too. It follows your ground rules. As much as I don't care to see two dudes kissing, at least you'll get an iPad.

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

Actually, forget this, you should have had a no gay rule.

The-Langolier
The-Langolier

Go on a date. I'm assuming that is an impossible task, since you're part of break staff.

Dillenger7
Dillenger7

I think you should soak your clothes in maple syrup and walk around in NY City( or your nearest city) until you get 10 girls numbers. all this while being video taped. once you get the 10 numbers you have to eat one ghost pepper sandwich.

Zach-Felder-56
Zach-Felder-56

Watch the twilight series with super fans all back to back. no seat, water or food. just good old hollywood torture.

jojo5413
jojo5413

Get a tattoo of a My Little Pony on your buttcheek

Kevin-Locke-121
Kevin-Locke-121

"Lovely and nice" Break audience will not ask you to do something terrible right, Mark? They will ask you to go on cruise ship for a week or something. In Europe, may be?

johnabel
johnabel

Prank You Tube staff!!!!! and video it! Come on Mark, It would be the BEST!

jonty30
jonty30

Be the average Break viewer. Do nothing with your life and live in your mom`s basement.

kingdomofnothing
kingdomofnothing

No need to be bitter about your own life and take it out on the rest of us...

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts

I'd have a million ipads by now!

ejmick-
ejmick-

film yourself purchasing the ipad, selling it for half price to someone a tad needier than you, take that cash and buy some food for a family in need (as voted on by rest of break staff) and then have your boss buy you another one. a family/or individual gets an ipad for a ridiculously low price, a family get groceries for a week, you get an ipad and all it costs your boss is 1.5 the price of an ipad. that's all i could come up with with that semen rule and all...

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

It costs his boss 1 iPad. It would appear Mr. Potts would be buying the first one and selling it for half price.

schizm
schizm

I heard there are some princes in Nigeria that are willing to put a lot of money in your bank account. So, just give them all of your personal information and use the interest from the money to guy yourself one.

Goonie6
Goonie6

Dude lost a shitload of weight, he already earned it as far as I'm concerned.

Scabbs1
Scabbs1

go up to the worlds biggest rope swing and try it.

theomis
theomis

ipad... really? should sacrifice the ipad to appease the technogods for shaming them by even asking for it

evilvalis
evilvalis

First. Sit through every bad video on break.com. <--- This shall take hours. Second. "Since you mentioned a enema." While watching every video on break.com, give yourself an enema with pure capsaicin. You can dilute it with anything, but it must be a 70/30 ratio. We shall be nice and let you decide on which ratio you want. You may also be drunk for this event. But no medication. Third. Post the video of you trying to hold in the enema.This video must contain the following things. The point i

darknight832
darknight832

You need to stand in the city with a sign saying "Free Hugs" and you have to get at least 20 by the end of the day.

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1

Create a Contest on Break where we the viewers can win a contest to meet one of the hot chicks in one of the videos (you have to figure out how to get her) and have a dinner with them.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

just go get one yourself. oh yea... you can't

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts

I'm one of those hot chicks in our videos. It's all wigs and makeup, dude...

leetuser
leetuser

Drink one shot of pepper spray.

g-man1984
g-man1984

dude seriously? An iPad. You're boss is clever, they suck.

mattf123
mattf123

GET MARRIED! unless you already are....then GET DIVORCED!!!

EmilioSantana
EmilioSantana

get the famous Drake tattoo on your forehead.

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts

I don't think we'd be able to put that video on Break.