‘Mama June’ Is Single Again, So Celebrate With 27 Mesmerizing ‘Mama June’ Gifs

I’ve got some good news and some bad news from the world of reality television. First, the bad news: Mama June and Sugar Bear from Here Come Honey Boo Boo have decided to separate.

And now the good news: “Mama June” is back on the market.

June (a.k.a. “June Shannon,” a.k.a. “the best argument for ISIS”) told ABC News that she and her husband are trying to “figure out some things in our relationship,” like where their genitals are hiding.

“We are taking things day by day,” she said. “But regardless of what happens, the girls will always be our number one priority.”

If I was her, purchasing insulin in bulk would be my number one priority, but whatever floats your boat, Mama J.

At any rate, let’s celebrate Mama June’s newly single status with 27 titillating gifs. By titillating, I mean horrifying and revolting. Enjoy!

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