You Won't Believe What These Pirated Asian DVDs Really Say!

Folks, we've all seen the so-called "Engrish" translation #fails, but did you know that even the native languages on these pirated DVDs are kuh-razy? We've translated some of the most absurd examples!

 

 

"WHAT IF MUHAMMAD ALI NOT DEVELOP PARKINSON'S BUT INSTEAD LIVE FAR INTO FUTURE AND FIGHT OFF MONSTERS WITH HELP OF TRUSTY DOG? FIND OUT EXACTLY THE ANSWER IN THIS SEQUEL."

 

"SEE WHAT EVERY SINGLE DAY LIKE IN LOS ANGELES IN CLIMACTIC ENDING WHERE EVERYONE SPRAYING ASSAULT RIFLE EVERYWHERE."

"FROM STUDIO BRING YOU SIX OTHER HARRY POTTER MOVIE AND ALSO BARBERSHOP: THE NEXT CUT"

 

"WITH STAR OF AMERICAN REMAKE OF HONG KONG OFFICE."

 

"LAND OF SAVAGERY BRUTALITY AND INEFFICIENCY. STARRING NO ASIANS."

"EVERYONE FROZEN. IT HORRIFYING."

 

"STARRING STAR OF #1 CHINESE BOX OFFICE SMASH SUCCESS LARS AND THE REAL GIRL"

 

"WHY MARLON WAYANS MAKE SUCH MOVIE AFTER APPEAR IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM? PERHAPS FOR INCREASE MONEY"

"SERIES SO VALUABLE COULDN'T NOT MAKE THIS AND MANY MORE. HOWEVER OPTION STILL REMAIN TO WATCH ORIGINAL THREE OR INSTEAD STUDY FOR NATIONAL CALCULUS TEST"

 

"WORK HARD. IF SUCCEED: OFFER TO BUY HOUSE FOR MOTHER"

 

"JAMES BOND CHANGE NAME FROM 007 TO INCREDIBLY MORE LUCKY 888"