Finally, The Sex Selfie Stick Lets Ladies Take Pics of Their Bits

As a man on the internet, there’s a high chance at some point you may have used your phone to snap a photo of your dong and then texted it to a lady friend or just a random number you found scrawled on a Wal mart wall.  According to a McAfee study, at least 50% of all adults with a smartphone have sent or received dirty pics with it, and I like to think with these kinds of studies a lot of liars continue to deny everything even if promised anonymity, so it’s likely a higher number.  That’s a lot of dong pics.

But what about ladies?  Sure, a boob pic seems easy, but what if you need to send a pic of the real goods?  The downtown area?  Las Labias? That, as I’m assured by science, is a more difficult task.  Due to the nature of the real estate in that part of town, getting a good angle is just a bit of a hassle and may require numerous retakes before you land on the one you like.  Or at least, it used to, back in the day.  But we live in 2015 and this is the time and place where science and engineering are making all things possible, and easy.  Enter the Sex Selfie Stick.  Not literally, of course.  Don’t put it inside you.  Oh wait, it’s also a vibrator.  So go right ahead.  Enter.

The Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator is not just a vibrator with a camera attached, it’s a piece of Smart technology that can sync right up to Facetime, your phone,  or your computer.  The HD camera comes complete with lights so if you want to boldly go where no man has gone before and have picture evidence you can do that.  Are people into that kind of deep spelunking sort of stuff?  Probably!  If nothing else it’d be interesting for scientific reasons.

The upside, or another upside?  Another facet of the vibrator is the creativity you can display.  After all, how many of us have ever seen what goes on inside a woman as she’s having an orgasm?  Probably no one who works here and only a handful of really dedicated movie directors who live in the Valley.  Now you can record the whole thing and watch it on the bus later as though you were shrunk down and just jammed in there.  Ain’t that something?  Or hey, maybe you have access to an Oculus Rift.  Suddenly the world just got more interesting.

Have a look and see for yourself.