Have You Seen A Worse Video Yet This Year?

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Jan. 08, 2013

We’re barely into 2013 and we already have a contender for worst music video of the year.  Will there be more terrible videos?  Sure, but they won’t make this one less terrible.  But with all the Rebecca Blacks and Courtney Stoddens out there, you may be wondering just how does someone make such a terrible video?  It’s more than just bad singing you can catch that at any karaoke night.  No, a bad music video is a terrible mix of music, lyrics, dancing and derptastic imagery.   Let’s check out Ziona’s “Invited” and learn how to do it (or at least avoid it).    

0:05 – We can’t guarantee that she just teleported here from being an extra in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or the first Back to the Future, but that wardrobe choice is a little suspect for anything not featuring Wilson and/or Phillips.

0:15 – Go on, start the video over and listen to her say that line again because she totally just said what you think she said.  “I’m a show you I can get what’s in your pants excited.”  There are less sexy ways to refer to boners, but you don’t often hear them outside of alleys and crack dens.

0:24 – This dude was literally just doing his laundry and had no idea he was being filmed.

0:27 – She crawls a bit like a medicated cat.  You know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

0:29 – Watch her go bug eyed when she says “with”.  It’s funny, but you don’t know why.  And since we’re on this line -“I’ve got a pretty little paper with your name engraved?”  Really?  Paper engraving?

0:40 – Here it is, folks.  The unsexiest dance ever caught on film.

1:21 – Look at this poor bastard, look at his face.  He’s being sexually assaulted on camera and we’re forced to assume he has gambling debts and this is how he’s getting out of it.

1:29 – He’s practically crying.  What happened to this broken man?

1:33 – We retract our previous statement.  This is now the unsexiest dance ever caught on film.

1:39 – This is actually a scene from the Evil Dead remake.

1:47 – The word is “come.”  Cyum is not a word.

1:50 – She’s an alcoholic who is farting in the tub?

2:13 – Damn.  We retract our previous retraction.  This is the unsexiest dance ever caught on film.

2:21 – She jumped into the pool!  That’s so fun!

2:46 – For God’s sake.  Fine, all the dancing is the worst dancing.  Looks like she’s trying to stave off a wicked dump.

3:05 – Sweet Lord, is this supposed to be harmony?  Sounds like a cat dying in a well.

3:07 – HEY YOU GUYS I’M IN A MUSIC VIDEO AND I LIKE CANDY! HURRRRRRR!

3:20 – So.  Does anyone have anything excited in their pants?

26 comments
The_Ed
The_Ed

Love it. No airbrush, cute chick. trash mouth but loved everything else about that video.

treyert
treyert

Little piggy wants to be famous!

Handy-J
Handy-J

Worse than Rebecca Black?? Neggar please!

bigpig
bigpig

A slut with a beer gut. Oooh-la-la.

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

I like the part where I had to go over to Youtube to watch this because my browser doesn't open every video on Break.

Matt-O-Brien-389
Matt-O-Brien-389

I'd probably do her.. but i'm not that fussy.. i'd ask that she doesn't thing tho..

jkerryshoulddie
jkerryshoulddie

i got a pretty little pooper* with your name engraved

Grease-Monkey
Grease-Monkey

She is not really that bad looking but her outfit isn't too flattering and her dancing leaves a little to be desired. I have heard worse songs and seen worse videos also.

EbouDar
EbouDar

I could never be that mad at my penis.

KKTPP
KKTPP

why was one eye looking at me and the other at my tv?

Geepa53
Geepa53

Not only can I not un-see it, I now have that stupid tune in my head. AAAhhhhhhh!

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

for the record break... when you are quoting ... "i'm a show..." doesn't work. way to try to be correct though. furthermore... this fat ugly hoe is how you guys make yourselves feel better? pathetic.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

i hope you didn't spend you life savings on that vid. i feel kind of bad for you :( ... sad product of society. good luck slperm net

g-man1984
g-man1984

Oh dear God. The song could pass off for a hit, but the singer... definitely not. "Worst performance evrrr"

enforced
enforced

If she got "what is in my pants excited" - I would cut it off. Just because she thinks it is a good idea does not mean we all need to suffer with her lack of talent.

Obiwayne66
Obiwayne66

there's nothing *Urge to kill, rising* wrong at all *Cant control myself* with this video *Must resist unexplainably violent urges*.

BigDonny
BigDonny

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Rob-Ackers-284
Rob-Ackers-284

just got a my test back... i have aids. i think this video was the cause