Government Funded Boobs: Yay Or Nay?

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Mar. 26, 2013

Meet Josie Cunningham. She had no boobs:

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Now, she has lots of boobs:

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How did she get those? The British government gave them to her!

Josie wanted to be a model but due to her lack of boobs, she wasn't getting the jobs she wanted. So she went to the doctor and complained about the emotional toll her flat chest was giving her and low and behold, it worked!

She said she was afraid to go on vacation because being in a swimsuit was embarrassing. She couldn't book jobs, she couldn't make money, she couldn't be happy. Basically, she claimed that without boobs, she couldn't be happy or like Katie Price, the big-boobed model she dreams to be.

So, the goverment health care gave them to her. Hooray?

Talking politics is hard because everyone has an opinion and like an asshole, they're often messy and slightly shitty. You might like government health care, you might not. But, there is one thing we all like: boobies.

Boobies, man. What do we do about them? On the surface, the goverment paying for breast implants is wrong and a waste of tax payer money. But on the other hand, boobs are boobs and we can always use more boobs.

And her complaints might be legitimate, but her angle of "wanting to be a model and be Katie Price" completely makes her a joke. Could this excuse be legitimate in other circumstances? Maybe if she, you know... already looked like a model? (Honestly, the boobs aren't the issue. Ask Miranda Kerr).

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So how do you feel? Would you want America to pay for more boobs? Do you want there to be no health care? Try your hardest to have an insightyful discussion and not sound like a political nutjob by saying things like, "UHBAHMH IS KILLIN DUH MURHRIKUH DREAM" or "OHBUHMUH IS JEEZUHS."

 

47 comments
Sigmarlboro
Sigmarlboro

You're one to talk, that pretty lil lady in yellow seems pretty damn ugly to me, flat too

Deerawk
Deerawk

No boobs in the world will get this "Snookie" look a like a job anywhere.... not even in Yemen!!

Deerawk
Deerawk

No boobs in the world will get this "Snookie" look a like a job anywhere.... not even in Yemen!!

Anthony-Jahnig-548
Anthony-Jahnig-548 User

Being Overweight has been extremely difficult and it has left me emotionally scarred!!! I wonder if I could get my government to pay for gastric bypass or Lypo!! lmao.... WEiRD!!!

Anthony-Jahnig-548
Anthony-Jahnig-548

Being Overweight has been extremely difficult and it has left me emotionally scarred!!! I wonder if I could get my government to pay for gastric bypass or Lypo!! lmao.... WEiRD!!!

lostconfsedben
lostconfsedben

did anyone else notice that she is posing in front of a flat screen TV mount in the second pic?

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld User

She should've started by having that moustache shaved

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

She should've started by having that moustache shaved

sali6435
sali6435

has anyone else noticed that she/it/he has a adams apple? just asking

urmomdotcom
urmomdotcom User

Model?? She looks like a half-dead hyena....

urmomdotcom
urmomdotcom

Model?? She looks like a half-dead hyena....

Jman411
Jman411 User

Snooki wannabe?

Jason-Kean-36
Jason-Kean-36 User

I wonder if she ever contemplated that the reason she couldn't get jobs was because she looked like a dude. Yuck!

Jason-Kean-36
Jason-Kean-36

I wonder if she ever contemplated that the reason she couldn't get jobs was because she looked like a dude. Yuck!

doggin6
doggin6 User

it wasn't the boobs that wasn't getting her work. it was the fact that shes an over spray tanned, carrot who looked like a tranny with a catchers mitt, for a face.

doggin6
doggin6

it wasn't the boobs that wasn't getting her work. it was the fact that shes an over spray tanned, carrot who looked like a tranny with a catchers mitt, for a face.

Aaron-Johansen-94
Aaron-Johansen-94

hmmm, just claiming to be a model gets you tits? I hope I NEVER see that face in a magazine...hope the investment was for "chest shots"

Jrockius86
Jrockius86 User

Couldn't of said it any better myself.

Aggies77
Aggies77

since my drinking days are behind me I'd say she is a 12 pack. Back when I had my tolerance she was the desperate end of a 3 day binge......she's ugly with a capital uhg.

donkeyharlequin
donkeyharlequin User

Not to mention her man hands, and hips like a 12 year old boy.

DReaMReaVeR
DReaMReaVeR User

But nobody's gonna see that now 'cause she has big tits.

Jrockius86
Jrockius86

Couldn't of said it any better myself.

Aggies77
Aggies77

since my drinking days are behind me I'd say she is a 12 pack. Back when I had my tolerance she was the desperate end of a 3 day binge......she's ugly with a capital uhg.

donkeyharlequin
donkeyharlequin

Not to mention her man hands, and hips like a 12 year old boy.

DReaMReaVeR
DReaMReaVeR

But nobody's gonna see that now 'cause she has big tits.

Sigmarlboro
Sigmarlboro

You're one to talk, that pretty lil lady in yellow seems pretty damn ugly to me, flat too

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