The old cliché that “you can’t judge a book by its cover” probably has been trumped by a new book by supermodel Gisele Bündchen. This new literary opus has sold out its entire run of one thousand at $700 per – even before officially going on sale. At that astounding price you’d assume it would have some major literary value, or perhaps rare nude pics of the Brazilian hottie. Or at the very least her exclusive behind the scenes tale of how she was behind the whole Deflategate scandal that was pinned on husband Tom Brady.
Nope. Instead, as per the publisher, it is “a unique artistic presentation of the most famous Brazilian export together with Pelé and Senna and the highest-earning model in the world. It also contains "tributes from Gisele’s closest friends, family, and fashion leaders, who shed light on how and why she has become one of the greatest models of all time.”
All that, plus 300 pictures of the South American beauty who sleeps with the All-American cheater. If you ask us, $699 would be a more fair price for this. Or perhaps $6.99. Why would anyone want to see more pictures of this hot yet vacuous ding-a-ling? Haven’t they heard of the internet, which, last time we checked, was loaded with pictures of hot chicks?
Perhaps we are being too harsh on the budding literary genius. Or perhaps not. She is known for saying among the most annoying and disgusting things you’ll ever hear attributed to one woman discussing another’s pregnancy, as she famously said "I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.”
Honestly, anyone who spends $700 on this book is a human garbage disposal, at least of the soul. Dude, wait for the paperback and give the remaining $690 or so to charity or at least a worthy cause – you know, like saving whales or feeding skinny models.
Source: Los Angeles Times