Girls Talking About #Hashtags. How Much Can You Stand?

Earnest-Pettie by Earnest-Pettie on Apr. 14, 2013

In the course of bringing you the web's best videos, we frequently come across things we wish we could unsee. Usually, those things illustrate the worst of humanity. Actually... this isn't much different. This week's endurance challenge is a video of girls talking about their favorite hashtags. How long can you last? Let us know in the comments. 

Here's what how far you've made it says about you:

:00 - :07 As far as you know, no one saw you start the video, so you don’t have any explaining to do. #whew

:07 - :15 Bailing now is a natural response to a high-pitched tween squeal. #masculinityunchallenged

 

:15 - :45 You just sat through a lame story about how this chica loves to say hashtags out loud. That’s in your brain now. We made you dumber. #Sorrywerenotsorry

 

1:30 You know what? You were waaaaaay too into Bethany’s story about Instagramming food pictures. #meganslaw

 

1:55 You’re not even watching this ironically anymore. #killyourself

 

2:45 How did you last this long? Is it that you’ve never actually used Twitter and are trying to figure it out?  #Instagrampa

 

3:00 This conversation is currently happening, “No, it’s something on Break.com. No, totally stupid. Not even watching it. Just making it to the end because I started. FINE! I’LL TURN IT OFF!” #coolpointsdepleted

 

3:30 Hey! Hey! You left this video running in a tab in the background.

 

4:05 or beyond...

-Earnest

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48 comments
Michael-White-980
Michael-White-980

I switched to porn when my employee walked in -- It was easier to explain.

Michael-White-980
Michael-White-980

I switched to porn when my employee walked in -- It was easier to explain.

kingjay
kingjay User

I almost watched it. 0.00 seconds for me.

kingjay
kingjay

I almost watched it. 0.00 seconds for me.

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts

Wait, since when are we not paying for the Mexican transvestites!? DAMMIT!

moretbbtpennyplz
moretbbtpennyplz User

This is... "Vital Social Issues N' Stuff With Kelly" ...from Married with Children's "Kelly does Hollywood"!

moretbbtpennyplz
moretbbtpennyplz

This is... "Vital Social Issues N' Stuff With Kelly" ...from Married with Children's "Kelly does Hollywood"!

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar User

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1 User

I made it to 2:32. #Fapfapfappervert

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1

I made it to 2:32. #Fapfapfappervert

linznrob
linznrob User

I would so name my kid #....

linznrob
linznrob

I would so name my kid #....

LePaFff
LePaFff User

what did i just to do myself? Must stare at Katy Perry GIFs to make sure i didn't go gay.

LePaFff
LePaFff

what did i just to do myself? Must stare at Katy Perry GIFs to make sure i didn't go gay.

RizonD
RizonD

I want them all to die horrible deaths....after Justin Bieber.

Geepa53
Geepa53 UserTop Commenter

I'm glad I didn't have a gun in my hand. Someone coulda been hurt. And it coulda been me.

Geepa53
Geepa53

I'm glad I didn't have a gun in my hand. Someone coulda been hurt. And it coulda been me.

ROB-Robot
ROB-Robot

Gotta love the poor fattie in the middle along with the token black girl.

ROB-Robot
ROB-Robot

Gotta love the poor fattie in the middle along with the token black girl.

Hamandcheese
Hamandcheese

WTF is a "chica"? Is that what the virgin break editors call the girls they're never going to see naked?

Hamandcheese
Hamandcheese

WTF is a "chica"? Is that what the virgin break editors call the girls they're never going to see naked?

stupidcomments
stupidcomments User

I always stop when there is no definition for that particular time frame. This one was at 1:07. What does 1:07 mean Break???

stupidcomments
stupidcomments

I always stop when there is no definition for that particular time frame. This one was at 1:07. What does 1:07 mean Break???

mykylc
mykylc User

lasted 14 seconds

mykylc
mykylc

lasted 14 seconds

IzzardUK
IzzardUK User

I watched it twice.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

The 2:45 comment is 100% true for me. WTF is a hashtag. I feel bad for the big body baldy sitting in the middle. How did she get on the show?

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

The 2:45 comment is 100% true for me. WTF is a hashtag. I feel bad for the big body baldy sitting in the middle. How did she get on the show?

otek420
otek420 User

1:05 and now im dumb too

otek420
otek420

1:05 and now im dumb too

wilbunk
wilbunk User

f!c& you. you stupid a$sholes for posing thid dumb F^ck!ng shit

wilbunk
wilbunk

f!c& you. you stupid a$sholes for posing thid dumb F^ck!ng shit

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie moderator User

The "virgin" Break editors have known enough girls from all over to know that 'chica' is just how you say girl in Spanish.

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie

The "virgin" Break editors have known enough girls from all over to know that 'chica' is just how you say girl in Spanish.

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie moderator User

Guessing you bounced around the 30-second mark? "...We made you dumber. #Sorrywerenotsorry"

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie

Guessing you bounced around the 30-second mark? "...We made you dumber. #Sorrywerenotsorry"

Hamandcheese
Hamandcheese

Paying for a Mexican transvestite in Tijuana doesn't count.

Hamandcheese
Hamandcheese

Paying for a Mexican transvestite in Tijuana doesn't count.

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts moderator User

Wait, since when are we not paying for the Mexican transvestites!? DAMMIT!

lordgaga
lordgaga

Come on, man. We don't pay.