Girls Doing NOTHING! How Much Will You Watch?

Earnest-Pettie by Earnest-Pettie on May. 15, 2013

If there's one thing that is absolutely true about being a guy, it is that we'll waste lamentable amounts of time watching girls do just about anything. ANYTHING. Well, what about girls doing nothing? How long will you watch absolutely nothing happen as long as there are girls and the promise of boobs? Let's find out. As always, watch this as long as you can and leave your time in the comments. Then come back and see where you rank.

 
 
Here's what how long you lasted says about you:
 
:00 - :15 You work in porn all day, and looking at another pair of boobs today is just going to remind you of work.
:15 - :30 You consume porn all day, and looking at another pair of boobs today just feels like work.
:30 - :45 You’ve finished Shazamming the song and are off to Youtube to listen to the song without having to deal with the distraction of boobs. Ugh, boobs.
:45 - :60 You were only watching this video because of your interest in lace. Once she covered it up, you were out. 
:60 - 1:20 What? FOUR girls? That’s a full 33% more than you were expecting. You're working on your comment now: "Forget you, Break. This IS too much of a good thing."
1:20 - 1:50 You followed the directions on her panties and took it off. You’re also no longer reading this... It’s ok. We’ll be here when you’re done.
1:50 - 2:10 You’re offended by the gratuitous juxtaposition of boobs and shamrocks. You hate the way St. Patrick’s Day has been co-opted-- it’s like nobody remembers the real reason for the holiday. 
2:10 - 2:40 You finally realized that these girls are doing absolutely nothing, which is the same as you’re doing with your life. Now get out there and accomplish something.
2:40 - 3:10 Moment of clarity. You were feeling uncomfortable with having girls stare at you the same way you stare at them. It’s as though they’re real people and not just objects!
3:10 - 3:40 Despite having had access to the internet all your life, this is your first time to seeing a woman. You’re welcome.
3:40 - End You thought you were going to see boobs, didn't you? Well, we got your back... scroll down. 
 
 
You're welcome.
- Earnest (follow me on Twitter @earnestp)
58 comments
Kenneth087
Kenneth087

So if you were skipping through to the end over 10 secs... does that mean I score 3:40 - End? If so, thank you for providing an alternative to the abundance there is to get elsewhere ;)

vold
vold User

I didn't even hit play.

vold
vold

I didn't even hit play.

Malevo
Malevo

What the hell is wrong with this site. Maybe I just wanna relax and see some crazy shit. Nooooooo, gotta see some worthless video that means exactly jack. If I wanna see tits Ill go find some damn porn and if I wanna learn about people opinions and morals I sure as hell won't come here. Stop with these crap videos break.

Kenneth-Howell-588
Kenneth-Howell-588 User

It looks like those girls really know what boys are thinking. Boys should try to be more subtle

Kenneth-Howell-588
Kenneth-Howell-588

It looks like those girls really know what boys are thinking. Boys should try to be more subtle

pixiesprimecut
pixiesprimecut User

if male babies and female babies both suckle on boobies...why do we not have more lesbians around ?

pixiesprimecut
pixiesprimecut

if male babies and female babies both suckle on boobies...why do we not have more lesbians around ?

Clankillaz
Clankillaz User

I found myself fapping to the boobs on the couch more than this video.

Clankillaz
Clankillaz

I found myself fapping to the boobs on the couch more than this video.

JeffChapman
JeffChapman

no nearly hot enough to listen to that shit

JeffChapman
JeffChapman

no nearly hot enough to listen to that shit

Andulamb2
Andulamb2 User

I might have watched longer if they weren't dudes.

Andulamb2
Andulamb2

I might have watched longer if they weren't dudes.

txchuckw
txchuckw

1:28 is all, Valley Girls lol

txchuckw
txchuckw

1:28 is all, Valley Girls lol

ceprn
ceprn User

Thier parents must be proud.

ceprn
ceprn

Thier parents must be proud.

splatEgro
splatEgro User

Tried to watch it, but the shitty Break video player just stops and tries to buffer or something. And then an ad came, and I stopped.

splatEgro
splatEgro

Tried to watch it, but the shitty Break video player just stops and tries to buffer or something. And then an ad came, and I stopped.

Tieris
Tieris User

The blondes and that blackie would get it.

Tieris
Tieris

The blondes and that blackie would get it.

sstrangee
sstrangee User

-:01 Another advertisement. You stopped watching the video before it started.

sstrangee
sstrangee

-:01 Another advertisement. You stopped watching the video before it started.

YuJingLi
YuJingLi User

Instantly, this video becomes easy to watch once the blonde enters the room. DOUBLE SHWING!

Barry-Clair-757
Barry-Clair-757

Instantly, this video becomes easy to watch once the blonde enters the room. DOUBLE SHWING!

Netalius
Netalius User

And were not even drunk yet. This reminds me of a saying that goes like this. "I am not like most girls" - most girls

Netalius
Netalius

And were not even drunk yet. This reminds me of a saying that goes like this. "I am not like most girls" - most girls

blink182ska
blink182ska

What was that song?! I remember it from high school days...

blink182ska
blink182ska

What was that song?! I remember it from high school days...

Kevan-Mills-681
Kevan-Mills-681 User

When she touched her own boobs at 15secs in I was done, thnx break on my 4th pair of shorts today :(

Kevan-Mills-681
Kevan-Mills-681

When she touched her own boobs at 15secs in I was done, thnx break on my 4th pair of shorts today :(

assclowninyoface
assclowninyoface User

good god, girls are retarded. Seriuosly, the future generations are already in the shitter.

assclowninyoface
assclowninyoface

good god, girls are retarded. Seriuosly, the future generations are already in the shitter.

MikeWill69You
MikeWill69You

Actually, this IS a whale shark....in a manner of speaking... If you know anything about the basic physiology of a shark, you will know that it does not have a covering for its gills. If you look closely at this picture, it DOES have gill slits rather than a plated gill covering. This is a species of whale shark only found in this region of China.

seeingblind
seeingblind

I just put it on mute and watched long enough for me to finish

seeingblind
seeingblind

I just put it on mute and watched long enough for me to finish

blink182ska
blink182ska

Damn, The Starting Line...yep, effing a

blink182ska
blink182ska

Damn, The Starting Line...yep, effing a

marina00
marina00

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Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie moderator User

Should we chalk that up to :00 - :15?

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