Girl Told To Dump Boyfriend After Discovering He Eats Kit Kats Like A Goddamn Ape

As with most things in life, there’s a right and wrong way to go about eating. Do you eat soup with your hands? No. And using a fork and knife to eat pizza alerts the entire restaurant that you prefer wearing tight briefs over boxers. We all know there are rules…SOME people just HAVE to go and break them because it makes them feel like anarchists. Take this dude who mauled these Kit Kats for example:


First of all, I don’t believe for a SECOND that this is the first time this dude’s had a Kit Kat. Kit Kats are one of the most basic candies around – saying you’ve never had a Kit Kat is like saying you’ve never had an M&M or hot sauce bowel movement. You might be telling the truth, but more likely you’re just trying to fuck with us; ain’t no one escape them taco shits.

Besides, the bar is clearly divided into quarters that are meant to be broken apart. You don’t shovel an entire Hershey bar into your mouth like a goddamn ape, so why would you do it with this? I don’t even LIKE Kit Kats and this is starting to piss me off. If my boyfriend did this it’d be automatic grounds for breaking up, because no one deserves to be stuck with someone who shits all over basic common sense social practices.

I’m not the only one baffled here, as Twitter weighed in with their opinions:

Not everyone agreed that’s the wrong way to eat Kit Kats though…

…but that guy can stuff it, because he’s WRONG.

In the end, the official twitter for Kit Kats even had to give their opinion:

I think we can all agree: split your damn Kit Kats!

[H/T Metro]