Girl Accidentally Texts Her Boyfriend Her Plans To Cheat On Him

You ever have that embarrassing moment where you screenshot a text from someone to send to your friend, only to realize in your haste you sent that screenshot to the same person you’re talking to in the image instead? There’s no explanation other than “I was about to shit-talk you to someone else” for screenshotting the conversation and sending it in a text; you just happen to be careless enough that you sent it to the wrong person.

This story is a little like that situation, but with 1,000% more embarrassment and regret.

Poor Twitter user Jordan McNelly got a text from his girlfriend, Zoe. Unlike what I assume most texts from Zoe are like, this one was detailing her plans for cheating on him:

Just in case you can’t read what it says:

I’m literally so anxious right now… I’ve been seeing this guy behind Jordan’s back and we had really important plans TOMMORROW bc Jordan was suppose to be at work and then he texts me and says I don’t have work TOMMORROW and I don’t wanna let my other guy down and I told him and he was like “I knew you wouldn’t come” and I feel so bad BC I’m letting them both down BC I’m a stupid whore and I’m so sad and I already waxed my entire fucking body to fuck this dude HELP

Unsurprisingly, Jordan received loads of support from other Twitter users…

…including some people trying to find out who Zoe was and harassing random Zoes on Twitter:

As for the excuse she tried to give Jordan…

Girl can’t use her phone correctly and can’t even come up with a good lie. Onwards and upwards, Jordan; onwards and upwards.