Gillian Jacobs Naked: More Than Britta Perry

blawsome by blawsome on Feb. 11, 2015

I’D LIKE TO SEE GILLIAN JACOBS NAKED, CAN YOU POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?

Gillian Jacobs has been working in TV and movies for years now, and in that time she’s had plenty of admirers who want to see her naked. Fortunately, for all of them (and, presumably, you), she has been seen naked onscreen more than once. Unfortunately, she’s been pretty choosy about when and where this happens, but even given that there’s plenty of sexy Gillian Jacobs media out there for you to enjoy. And since you asked, I think I can provide some of that to you right now. Like this:

That’s a great video for several reasons, which I will now helpfully enumerate. One, it not only has Gillian Jacobs goofing off in lingerie, but Alison Brie as well – it’s like two hot Community cast members for the price of one (which, in this case, is $0). Two, there’s the whole vibe of the video itself, sexy and yet also funny, a tricky combo for anyone to pull off. Three, it’s not too long, ending on a good punchline that I’m not afraid to admit is weirdly hot. Finally, unlike an episode of Community, it won’t inspire a bunch of annoying braying about how it’s the greatest work of fiction ever produced for the screen. At least, I don’t think it won’t.

HAS GILLIAN JACOBS APPEARED NAKED ON THE BIG SCREEN?

You don’t have to stick to videos on the internet in order to see Gillian Jacobs nude, though. Despite a mostly nudity-free filmography, Jacobs has appeared nude in not just one but two feature films, each one showing a different part of her coveted body.

The first one is Choke, a movie in which Gillian Jacobs shows not just one but both of her breasts. I’d give you additional information like a plot synopsis or a rundown of the cast and crew, but at this point I seriously doubt you care about any of that. But there is one detail that probably will perk your ears up a bit – in the film, Jacobs plays Cherry Daiquiri, a woman who (as if you couldn’t tell by the name) works as a stripper and who falls in love with a reformed sex addict. Sounds pretty good, right? And if you don’t feel like watching the whole movie now, maybe this photo from it will change your mind. Here it is:

Gillian Jacobs Naked

Looks pretty promising, right?

The other feature film to contain Gillian Jacobs nudity also came out in 2008, but under a much lower profile than Choke. It’s the boringly-titled Gardens of the Night, which un-boringly features Jacobs doing full rear nudity. UNLIKE Choke (very much unlike it, in fact), this movie isn’t a comedy, and I actually feel a little weird including it on a list like this. Once I describe what the movie is about, you’ll understand why. It stars Jacobs (in a lead role, another point of contrast between Gardens of the Night and Choke) as a grown survivor of a childhood kidnapping. It’s supposedly very intense, and you’ll probably be too guilty to enjoy any Gillian Jacobs nudity to be found in it.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SEXY GILLIAN JACOBS PHOTOS THAT I CAN ENJOY GUILT-FREE?

Yes! As an internationally famous film and television star, Gillian Jacobs has been photographed more times than Jesus Christ, often times in sexy and/or revealing outfits. Like this one:

She takes neat photos!

And then there’s this next picture, which is akin to the first video written up in this post. It shows Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie together – and not only are they both in sexy lingerie, but the post they’ve struck for the photo is in itself sexy as well. But I guess I shouldn’t bother describing the picture when you can look at it yourself below.

Yes.

I actually don’t know if I’ve ever seen a better photo than that. Actually, wait a minute, that was a lie, because I’ve seen the photo below, which was from the same photo shoot (unless Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie just do this regularly, which I think is probably too good to be true). Here it is:

Gillian Jacobs Naked

Good LORD. But just in case you don’t want any Alison Brie getting in the way of your Gillian Jacobs (what’s wrong with you, anyway?), I found some pretty good shots of Jacobs in a bikini in the extensive Break archives. This next one is my favorite, I’ll let you go ahead and guess why that could be:

Gillian Jacobs Naked

And here’s another one, for comparison’s sake:

Gillian Jacobs Naked

DO YOU HAVE AN ESPECIALLY SEXY SHOT OF GILLIAN JACOBS TO CLOSE US OUT?

As a matter of fact, I have just the thing. The photo below comes from an Esquire photo shoot that stars Jacobs as the world’s sexiest PE coach/cheerleader/whatever it is she’s supposed to be. And I think it makes a good punctuation mark for this entire article, and that you’ll like it a lot. Enjoy:

Gillian Jacobs Naked

Nice.