For $20,000, George R. R. Martin Will Make You A Whore And Then Murder You

MichaelKolander by MichaelKolander on Jun. 06, 2014

What most fans of Game of Thrones love about the novels is the incredibly detailed universe author George R. R. Martin has created. Now, two fans with $20,000 dollars to spare can become part of that universe, if only for a brief, painful moment.

As part of a fundraising campaign for Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary and Food Depot in Fe, New Mexico, Martin is offering to insert two donors into his upcoming books. If you’re willing and able to part with $20,000, the author will transform you into a character, allow you to chose a back-story (knight, whore, incestuous wildling, etc.), and then brutally murder you like so many Game of Thrones characters you’ve come to know and love. For a true fan, there can be no greater honor.

If you don’t have $20,000 to throw around, and the Iron Bank of Braavos won’t float you a loan, don’t despair. Donations of any amount will land you a chance to win a trip for two to meet with Martin in Santa Fe. You’ll get to visit his beloved wolf sanctuary, take a helicopter ride, have dinner, and ask the author any questions you like. I know my first question would be “are you going to live long enough to finish the books,” but that’s just me.

Check out the video for details, and click here to donate.

38 comments
Meghan Doughty
Meghan Doughty

Yea.. but in reality Charles.. not many people have $20,000 they can just throw around. Not us normal folk anyway.

Kevin Hosey
Kevin Hosey

I'll include you in my books for half that. ;-)

Melissa Thorpe
Melissa Thorpe

For everyone crying spoiler: it been weeks since that happened! Get over it!

Jamie Driskill
Jamie Driskill

This is not an okay picture to put on social media. Pretty massive spoiler.

Dominic Bradley
Dominic Bradley

That's awesome but only a person from a rich household will get to be in it which sucks anyone got a spare. 20 000 I can have

Jesse Hains
Jesse Hains

Pay 20,000$ to die? Well I have a pretty free rope over here so...

Rob Pellegrini
Rob Pellegrini

The article is late, they were both already claimed 1 day after he announced this.. Plus it's only for the book..

Yeahyouhou
Yeahyouhou User

"are you going to live long enough to finish the books?" is exactly what I've had in mind for the past 5 years...

Loudaddy2002
Loudaddy2002 User

Sweet thumbnail douches..

At least put f@Ckin SPOILER ALERT ON YOUR DAMN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!