Gather 'Round And Share Your Christmas Memories

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Dec. 24, 2012

Welcome, fellow Breaker. Come sit by the fireplace GIF and tell us your favorite Christmas story. It can be funny, sad, weird, or Santa sex fan-fiction. Whatever you have, let us know. Let's have a warm and fun holiday discussion in the comments. And if you're Jewish or not celebrating Christmas, that's fine too. You probably have some fun stories that take place around this time. And if you don't, try to get a more interesting life.

Some ideas to prompt you:

- Favorite gift?

- Least favorite gift?

- Did you see mommy kissing Santa Claus? Doesn't matter where the kiss was, tell us about it!

- Were you part of a Christmas party that was held hostage by German terrorists? We want to know!

- Were you at an airport that was taken over by terrorists? Let us know!

- Die Hard 3 and 4 didn't take place at Christmas, so screw them.

- Did you drink so much you vomited? Happy Birthday, Jesus! Tell us!

- Have you ever slept with a distant cousin after a night of adult egg nog? Gross, but awesome! Tell us about how that went and the regret you felt.

- Did you know taxidermied rodents aren't good gifts to give a girlfriend? If you found out the hard way, spill the beans!

- Etc!

11 comments
kellykathy273
kellykathy273

If you think Robert`s story is really great,, three weeks-ago my sis basically easily made $7738 sitting there eighteen hours a week from there house and there best friend's aunt`s neighbour has done this for 7-months and made more than $7738 parttime on their mac. use the instructions from this address... DOMAIN.COM

ahntoraj
ahntoraj

a few christmas's ago i spent christmas in jail

pixiesprimecut
pixiesprimecut

when i was little i saw santa putting his hand in moms stocking before he emptied his bulging red sack under our christmas tree....i never forgot it..

walter23
walter23

went to party in N.Y. woke up in Canada...

ispewmalarkey
ispewmalarkey

It was a banner year at the Bender family. Oh, it was a banner fvcking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."

mariasusan532
mariasusan532

just before I looked at the bank draft ov $7027, I be certain ...that...my mother in law had been realie making money parttime at there labtop.. there neighbour has done this for only eighteen months and just cleared the morgage on there mini mansion and bought a top of the range BMW 5-series. go to, bit90.com

ispewmalarkey
ispewmalarkey

Cool story Babe, now go make me a Ham sammich and bring me some figgy pudding too.

Robert-Misericordia-967
Robert-Misericordia-967

My best memory of christmas was being this first comment, and yes due to the holiday i will be kid.

Break Robot
Break Robot

Break Robot says it's a Christmas miracle!

smoke1383
smoke1383

I've always hated you Break Robot

Break Robot
Break Robot

Break Robot knows you really mean love.