This post is dark and full of spoilers, so don’t continue reading unless you want to ruin the last few episodes of Thrones for yourself!
At this point it’s pretty obvious that Jon Snow and Daenerys are gonna bang. You can’t have Tyrion making jokes about the two staring longingly at each other without a payoff, just like how you can’t repeatedly kill your main characters off and still have a successful television show (har har har.) Daenerys may think he’s too little for her, but every forecast I’ve seen so far has been predicting six to eight inches of snow coming right her way.
Longclaw ain't the only sword he's got in those pants.
And it appears the weather forecast is correct (for once) in Westeros despite the weatherman predicting winter for the past six years without a single snowflake – according to Alan Taylor, the director for the episode “Beyond the Wall,” Jon and Dany are about to get it on…hopefully in the finale, because I can’t wait another year to see Daenerys boobs. We haven’t had Daenerys boobs in a minute; it’s like the creators think we’re willing to settle for Missandei boobs and Greyworm stump. Fuck no. I watch this show for tits, gore and violence, in that order. Missandei was looking mighty fine, but the awkward beta-male “sex” she had with Greyworm made me gag.
But back to the main topic of Jon Snow fucking his Aunt Daenerys. Via The Daily Beast:
There’s no secret that this is where this is going. Readers of the book have known that things were heading towards this destination for a while. Even the characters in this story know it’s heading in this direction. Tyrion is making fun of Dany about what’s brewing. So we knew it’s got to come at some point, and I was glad that I got to be there for a major step forward for them. The fact that Jon’s willing to now bend the knee to her as the next queen is a huge political step. The fact that they are starting to fall for each other is huge. It comes down to tiny moments and how they interact with each other. They’re holding hands and there’s this great look where she’s swooning and she steps back from it, but it’s clear that that’s our destination at this point.
Get pumped, because if there's one thing this show does right it's sex scenes. Not the plot, not the dialogue, not the special effects or even keeping in line with the source material.
What say you, Jamie Lannister?