6 Popular Websites From the Year 2039

Ian-Fortey by Ian-Fortey on Apr. 28, 2014

There's an old saying that goes "the future is now" which is of course BS because the present is now.  The future is a ways off, probably at least a week.  And what does the future hold?  Using advanced technology provided to us by a telephone psychic we took a look 25 years into the future to find out what some popular websites will look like in the year 2039!

CNN 2039




Facebook 2039



Wikipedia 2039




Reddit 2039



Buzzfeed 2039





Break 2039




Aggies77 User

The preface of the article was "popular websites" what exactly is Break doing on here?

Billyraymontana User

My friends, when are you going to get over the ridiculous notion that we will ever be able to travel to other "planets" aka the bright white lights in the sky? It's been over 50 years since they supposedly traveled to the moon in only 70~ hours using a computer as advanced as a modern day calculator all while being broadcast live on television with only a few seconds delay. This feat was not only impossible then, but it is impossible now. It is much easier to make a movie than tell the truth. You have to remember, Satan is the master of deception folks. Repent of your Sins and turn to the Lord, lest be thrown into the Lake of Fire at the Final Judgement with the Devil and his fallen angels. "This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil." - John 3:19

Gary-Riding-245 User

Just a note to the Break Staff.

In the year 2039 Rick's tongue will finally dry up and fall off from licking so many Jockstraps.

Rick licks Jockstraps.

COHockey User

Break in 2039 your site will have long been assimilated into the bygone collective. Your logo will survive only as a free smiley in malware.

COHockey User

@Billyraymontana  Dude you are full of it..... you are an anti-religious troll trying to make religion look worse. Go join Westboro... you will fit right in with that can of mixed nuts.