13 "Super Bowls" That Will Leave Your Kitchen Cabinet Empty During Half Time

The Super Bowl is this weekend but for the folks who might not be into football as much as the avid Carolina Panthers or Denver Broncos fan, let's take a moment to celebrate another kind of Super Bowl. Y'know, the kind that will leave you sleepy with an empty kitchen cabinet afterward. So here are the greatest SUPER bowls to ever hit the warmth of a gas station lighter.

1. The Paddle

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2. The Vase

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3. The Nature Valley

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4. The Snoop Dogg Logg

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5. The Toilet

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6. The Laboratory

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And if you're not one to bet on options based on size, maybe you'd like the more creative route...

7. The Nintendo 7-11

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6. The Super Hungry Mario Bros.

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7. The Slurpee

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8. The Dapper Danielle

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9. The Dessert

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10. The Gilligan

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11. The Rise And Shine

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12. The Holy Sh*t

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13. The How To Get Through Monday After Your Super Bowl Party

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