This 'How To Have Cybersex' Video From 1997 Is Hilariously Awkward

Todd-Spence by Todd-Spence on Aug. 01, 2014

If there's anything to appreciate from the 1990's, it's how much we take for granted today. I mean, when else are you going to see a topless woman give you a tutorial on how to have sex over the internet?

For being a woman embarking on the journey that is Cybersex with a complete stranger, she seems awfully calm. Especially when sitting at what appears to be her grandma's dining room table with her top off.  This video raises so many questions!

Thankfully, some of those questions may get answered thanks to The Found Footage Film Festival, a gathering of people who enjoy watching the most random videos you've never seen before. The festival, responsible for bringing old dusty gems like this one back to the masses, has been compiling the most random videos since 1991.

Here's the bio which you can find on the Found Footage site: "Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher began collecting found videotapes in 1991 after stumbling across a training video entitled, “Inside and Outside Custodial Duties,” at a McDonald’s in their home state of Wisconsin. Since then, they have compiled an impressive collection of strange, outrageous and profoundly stupid videos. "

And if simply watching the videos online isn't enough, you can check out the festival's TOUR date to see if it's coming to your town. I already bought my tickets.

Let's just hope the festival's producers can track down the woman in this video. I'm sure we'd all be interested to know what it was like making this classic.

@Todd_Spence

 

11 comments
Buk-Lau
Buk-Lau User

I one hand typed this like a boss

kobk
kobk User

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

nickhar
nickhar User

Wow.... just skip the introductions and foreplay and get right to it huh?

kingdomofnothing
kingdomofnothing User

I wouldn't mind looking into the video where she shows us her one-handed typing technique...

LostKeys
LostKeys User

lmao, the video resolution is so poor that the black bar covering her tits at 1:10 completely misses her left nipple. 

Bigdamdork
Bigdamdork User

I don't get it.....why would you have to learn to type with one hand?

Brett-Powell-394
Brett-Powell-394 User

I figured this out when I was 13 on America Online. Still scares me to this day who "DoubleDice24" was.

Grow-a-Pear
Grow-a-Pear User

@Bigdamdork you'll get it when you reach puberty.


...or perhaps I should rephrase as "you'll understand when puberty peaks."