This Former Porn Star Wants To Join The School Board Because Florida

MichaelKolander by MichaelKolander on Jun. 18, 2014

Former porn star Dave Pounder (whose real name is Dave Mech) knows a thing or two about education. Not only does he have a masters degree and his own math tutoring service (Happy/Fun Math Tutor), but he also wrote, directed, and starred in an adult feature titled Entering the Student Body. As such, it makes perfect sense that the childless 38-year-old is running for a seat on the Palm Beach County School Board, and the whole thing doesn't reek of a publicity stunt. Right?

Not surprisingly, one of Pounder's main concerns is keeping religious morality out of schools, along with lowering the rate of teen pregnancy (and presumably barely-legal teen pregnancy) among students.

"I absolutely believe that condoms and comprehensive sex education must be available in all of our high schools, and perhaps even as early as middle school," the star of Teenage Delinquents and MILF School said.

Aside from fighting against religious morality and teen pregnancy, Pounder claims he is also very concerned about getting better technology to students. After all, new technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

In closing, I'd like to point out that I could have very easily made a joke about pounding the pavement and pressing the flesh, but I took the high road. You're welcome.(Source)

54 comments
Adamus Prime Ramirez
Adamus Prime Ramirez

Good luck with that, bro! Everyone is so sensitive these days. Plus, I think he is trying to get some from some single moms.

Tera L K Cobrea
Tera L K Cobrea

& mike seriously I think he's qualified for much more than just being on the school board...but he's not a good example for kids..the truth is the porn alone means he won't pass the background check. I know a parent who had a DUI 5 years ago and they can't be apart of the PTA... That's just one bad decision not a bad career choice. And as far as do I watch porn...ahahaha...why would I need to??? I am a size 4& really hot with the energy &imagination to make it fun!!! so my man doesn't need porn and my man is hot as hell so we just need each other to get in the mood:) ..no extra tools required:)

Tera L K Cobrea
Tera L K Cobrea

Guess what little snoty trashy bitch ...I work at my children's school. I have worked there for many years...but this conversation doesn't apply to you ...you are no milf frankly I think honey boo boos mom is hotter than u so ...you might wanna address you ignorant comments to someone that slightly cares what you think....notice I didn't address you on the subject??? That's because I don't care if you died tomorrow!!! Hell I don't care if you die in the next 10 minutes... Because you are nothing to me...probably not to anyone....I care if a person like this has any final decisions about how education is handled...my guess is u don't care because his past makes you feel better about yours. You got utterly offended over my opinion that doesn't effect you in any way...it's an opinion everyone has one...when you try to silence others that is a hint it hit to close to home....right??? Choose someone less bitchy to pick a fight with next time...or just get a life and get off your computer ....might even drop a couple pounds doing it;)

Daniel Convers
Daniel Convers

What if it was a woman? I'm sure all you liberals would be acting differently.

Kevin Lamonday
Kevin Lamonday

maybe instead of giving girls the D, he can now help kids get A's

Chris Hoerner
Chris Hoerner

The adult film industry is a multi billion dollar money maker because none of you watch it.

Rob Edwards
Rob Edwards

Did you not read the article? He's qualified. He has a masters degree in mathematics, owns a tutor service and has the right ideas in mind. I'm not here trying to bash you or talk shit but you obviously didn't read the story. Mr. High and Mighty never did anything wrong in your life.

Brett Van Vliet
Brett Van Vliet

Wow, Mike Conley -punctuation man, punctuation. I'm glad you feel you're in such a position of moral authority that you get to judge someone elses life choices. Your statements really show what sort of rational person you are. I also like how allowing an educated man, with a degree mind you, onto a school board somehow equates to watching porn with your kids. You can't really read what you typed and feel good about it can you? You sound like a real upstanding fella, really ... ...

Brittany Elizabeth Fiske
Brittany Elizabeth Fiske

If the female teacher couldn't teach kids because she was a porn star, I don't think this guy will be able to either.

Peter-Swansich-181
Peter-Swansich-181 User

And this doesn't sit right with you biblethumpers, or what?

Max Taylor
Max Taylor

Ricardo Covarrubias Andy Tuan Truong Eric Sosa-Lesso

Drew Taylor
Drew Taylor

He's screwed less people than most politicians.

Ricardo Governa
Ricardo Governa

Why are you publishing this BREAK? Let the tabloids publish this crap.

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

Let him. What he does for a living shouldnt matter. He wants to be on the school board, not your children

Destiny Emery
Destiny Emery

seriously? -_- America has gone downhill. we're all doomed.

Mike MacInnis
Mike MacInnis

Tera L K Cobreaif he is only going for the wives and he gets them, that says something about those wives not him.. And FYI I couldn't care less if it was a man or woman. If the have the credentials so be it. I love how all you people think sex is fine so long as you don't make money off it.. It's ridiculously hypocritical. Lol

Mike MacInnis
Mike MacInnis

So Mike Conley you checked the background of every porn star to check their credentials have you? Lol you would be surprised how many have degrees and even a master's.. Stop making yourself look like a moron it really isn't very becoming. You talk morals but all you have done is curse and degrade someone's non existent children...

Craig Askew
Craig Askew

"I prefer to live with proper morals". Buwhhhhaaaaaa!!!!

Jeremy Slaven
Jeremy Slaven

It's just gonna be more awkward when one of the students says "Hey, haven't I seen you on something before?"

Kim Goldfinch
Kim Goldfinch

If it's consensual and he's getting paid for it so what..at least he has a job. Lol

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Mikes logic. Protect the children, but degrade children. Lmao irony is strong

Ken Hollingum
Ken Hollingum

Hey Mike Conley, why don't you just go and rub one out...LOL

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

Lots of milfs at PTA meetings

Kim Goldfinch
Kim Goldfinch

Pretty sure most people have sex so why can't he join?

Mike Conley
Mike Conley

how does that wet dog smell in your house cause its your daughter not your dag bitch

Mike Conley
Mike Conley

its a shityy life choice and i for one will not let my kids education in the hands of someone that cant make proper life choices for themselves much less someone else and dam sure not today's youth which is a completely different topic all together

El Rhyno
El Rhyno

Last time I checked all the stupid shit you just ranted about was nothing but CRIMES. Being a former porn star isn't crime.

Jae Jun Ha
Jae Jun Ha

I'm Cummin for you, ready to be taught a lesson in managerial skills.

Brett-Powell-394
Brett-Powell-394 User

You realize we can see your Facebook profile and pictures correct?

Brittany-Spangler-329
Brittany-Spangler-329 User

The fact that you're concerned for young girls would be better exemplified if you didn't call them 'young bitches'. Just saying.

analdistroyer
analdistroyer User

We should put all religious people in jail because atheism is the only way. Believing in god just makes you stupid

nofunitalian
nofunitalian User

100$ says ur america. the stench of arrogance is strong in you. his life experience not only would offer a good point of veiw when teaching kids on how to properly care for their bodys and how to not get preggers. you also cant judge a man on his 100% leagle and perfectly fine progression. the only thing wrong with porn is people like you. the man hasnt done anything wrong yet you degrade him