Florida Woman Masturbating On Motorcycle Lands In Jail

A Florida woman was arrested for riding her hog right in the garage of her Ormond Beach home. Police say Karen Dilworth was bottomless and masturbating on top of a motorcycle while leaving the door, get this- wide open for the whole neighborhood to see.

In your head, this is what you hope the situation looked like.

Now who would possibly call the police on such a free live sex show? That would be someone’s mom who was upset that a 13 year-old boy was watching. Neighbors say they yelled at Dilworth to shut her garage door several times before calling the cops on the Harley-handling honey in heat.

This is still not at all what she really looked like.

The Kawasaki cooz canoodler says it was all just a big misunderstanding; she was just smoking cigarettes and drinking beer on her bike. Seriously, why would she do that in her garage? Who does that?! Unfortunately for her, the cops arn't buying it. The 50-year-old lady she has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition. Sounds like that’s one motorcycle stunt we wouldn’t want to see.

Oh, and reality came and ruined this story for you.

On second thought what if she was one of those people who fall in love with inanimate objects and she was just having sexy time with her boyfriend? I guess she still should have shut the door.

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