Florida Tax Accountant Holds Three Women Captive As Sex Slave Prostitutes

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Jun. 16, 2014

Florida Man, Timothy Deegan is a successful tax accountant in Gainesville where he owns Deegan Professional Tax Service and lives in a big house complete with the ultimate signs of success:  little stone lions and a fountain in the front yard. He was also just charged with three counts of human trafficking for holding three women as sex slaves, forcing them into prostitution and videotaping himself sexually assaulting one of them.  When he was arrested police found booby-traps, running surveillance cameras, syringes and doors with the knobs missing in his home all used in an effort to trap the women.

The accountant from hell met these women on an escort service website but quickly started pimping them out to other johns for sex while collecting their money, providing transportation and keeping them coked up. When they weren’t forced into sex, Deegan kept them locked up in his house, threatening them with weapons. Neighbors were fearful of Deegan and even heard screams coming from his house at odd hours and one neighbor even saw a strange car following his daughter, but failed to report anything to police. Deegan is currently being held on $300,000 bond- and is trying to figure out a sneaky way to make that a tax write off for his "buissness."

Everyone in this neighborhood who yelled at the crazy cat hoarder lady and told her she should have a nice lawn “just like the accountant,” totally owes her an apology.

Wait… are those solar panels?! This guy was holding three women captive in his home as sex slave prostitutes and he installed solar panels on his roof? What is his motto? “Think globally, pillage locally?” This guy might be the first person to list his interests as environmentalism and human trafficking. “Hey I might trap women in my basement and force them into sexual servitude, but have you heard about the long term effects of global warming? I’m not a monster!”  

You know where else solar panels are installed? The White House. Coincidence? #ThanksObama

Is this sort of like those people who drive a Prius fitted with leather seats? Although he’s smart; this might really raise the resale value of his home when he puts it on the market, as it looks like he is going to have state sponsored accommodations for quite a while. I’m sure the real-estate agent will give a great tour.  “Right here we have a lovely sex slave dungeon, a weapons room, booby-traps and if you are looking to decrease your carbon footprint this four bedroom colonial comes outfitted with an array of state of the art, tax deductible solar panels.”

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39 comments
Somehungguy
Somehungguy User

The sex dungeon is clearly Obama's fault!

it_will_be_alright
it_will_be_alright User

Environmentalism? Break, tax accountant. Solar Panels = Federal tax credits.

Mutt624
Mutt624 User

Looks like the guy from Crash Test Dummies. MMMmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm

Vince Romero
Vince Romero

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again...

Jeff Dusseault
Jeff Dusseault

Florida didn't raise him, there are nut cases everywhere u go!

Jeff Dusseault
Jeff Dusseault

I love how the floridians are saying how much florida sucks....dude if u hate it so much, pack ur shit and leave.... we don't need dumb asses like u here....

George P. Koch
George P. Koch

Florida attracts only they best nut cases to it. Florida is where people that can't cut anywhere else wind up

Darelle Taylor
Darelle Taylor

Ha after all the parties amazing time and beautiful women warm weather gotta say I love it

George P. Koch
George P. Koch

Florida is shit you mean. After 36+ years here, I still hate the place.

George P. Koch
George P. Koch

Ahh, Florida, enough said right there. Florida sucks, and I can say that after 36+ years being stuck in this state.

George P. Koch
George P. Koch

And his is coming from an old man with redneck stars-n-bars posted on his FB page.

Ty Buchler
Ty Buchler

Florida is a beautiful, fun place filled with stupid people

Sherron Hayes
Sherron Hayes

Yuk.... The world is getting sicker and sicker!

Naomi Blackburn
Naomi Blackburn

The video was a bit uncalled for. Making fun of the sick situation is not funny at all. Hope those women get help they need.

Nick van Heineken
Nick van Heineken

And California is the one with all the earthquakes?! Nice going, god!

J-Noose
J-Noose User

Too bad no off-the-line models of the Prius offer genuine leather seats. They have to be custom ordered and designed. Nice try there, buck-o.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

phil haney is dumb. state sponsored home? for a federal crime? good one fâggot.

slownumb
slownumb User

Neighbors were fearful of Deegan and even heard screams coming from his house at odd hours and one neighbor even saw a strange car following his daughter, but failed to report anything to police


always a good idea...  GJ neighbor, way to to stray from confrontation, bad things could've happened.  oh wait