Florida Mom Brands Kids With Hot Stick So People Know They’re Hers

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Jun. 19, 2014

23 year old Kayla Ozenham of Port Charlotte, Florida has been arrested for treating her 5 and 7 year- old kids more like cattle than innocent children.

The mother who works as a medical assistant is out of jail on bond after being arrested and charged with child abuse. Police allege that she intentionally burned her children with a hot stick, heating it with a lighter, so other people would know they are hers, telling the scared kids she “forgot how much she loved fire.”  

Someone should have explained to Kayla that burning your kids is a quick way to no longer have them legally be your kids. The twisted Pyro-Mom told the children they could have ice cream if they let her burn them. I wonder what sort of barter system is set up to let people do things to you in women’s prison? I wonder what kind of "ice cream" they have there. 

Sometimes a “Florida Man” is a superhero.    

While a medical exam of the children is consistent with the burns, Ozenham denies all allegations. This brings us to a new Today in Florida segment where you, the loyal Break reader get to vote on an “appropriate” punishment for the alleged offender. Should Florida Pyro-Mom be found guilty of branding her kids, aside from the typical jail term, psychological counselling, blah – blah – blah, what should her punishment be? Ya’ll know what I’m talking about. She loves fire, so please vote from the fiery choices below and let us know in the comments!

1. The KaliMa!

2. Silent Hill "Burn Her!"

3. Going For Ride

4. Fall Into Lava Pit

5. Let us know what fiery death scene from a movie you would vote for!

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139 comments
Jeremiah Jennings
Jeremiah Jennings

She should have just licked them, that's what I do to show ownership. ;-)

Brandon Creger
Brandon Creger

Burn her like in movie T2 judgement day at the end.

Justin Bowen
Justin Bowen

See Lisa Jensen, this is why we can't move to Florida.

Jake Burns
Jake Burns

I am hoping the mental scars I gave my kids will be enough.

Josh Carper
Josh Carper

Hannibal when the pigs eat the guy in the wheelchair

Ashley R. Setzer
Ashley R. Setzer

Take my brand...open her chest...and place it right on her heart...and on her liver...sew her up...and give her prozack and vodka...then sit back at watch the slow...painful...suffering ~S.M.

Joshua Cross
Joshua Cross

But thats my point Jonathan, you had that choice to make yourself. Children DON'T have that choice. We should never body mod children, the choice should be theirs to make.

Joe Bauer
Joe Bauer

Pulp fiction pawn shop basement

Ronald Wolk
Ronald Wolk

I think she should get high off of my farts

Jonathan Belluomo
Jonathan Belluomo

birth certificates usually work but hey always need that confirmation

Jonathan Beeler
Jonathan Beeler

Hey,i had one,and I totally disagree. However,i respect your opinion. Some guys hate the way it looks after it is done. I just don't see it as such a big deal. It's just a useless flab of skin. I'm glad mine is gone. It makes things...well,more attractive to my wife. Therefore,i believe I get more attention than if I still had that ugly flab of flesh covering it's "face." As far as the pain issue goes,anyone on here remember feeling pain when you were less than a week old???

Mindclot
Mindclot User

God absolutely loves fire. Most of the shit he does in the testaments involved fire.

Kendall Greer
Kendall Greer

Silent Hill - the scene where pyramid head rips the girls flesh off her entire body. Justice severed