Florida Man Goes On Rampage With Sword, Hack Saw, and Wind Chimes!

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on May. 14, 2014
A man in Winter Garden, Florida is in jail after going on a rampage, attacking his girlfriend and neighbors with a sword, a propane tank, a hack saw and wind chimes. No word yet on if "Obama is going to want to take away our wind chimes." Charged with attempted murder, 29 year-old Jeremy Bryant was either on bath salts or building a birdhouse.

What does his tattoo say? "Windchimes never suffer defeat?"

Having bit and licked her face, Bryant began wielding this strange assortment of weapons which he used to injure his girlfriend and threaten the neighbor whose home she ran to for safety.  Here’s where things get weird. According to the Orlando Sentinel:  

He broke into the neighbor's house, disarmed a sword-wielding resident, threatened to kill the woman, kicked over a mailbox and threw a propane tank into the house, a report alleged.He threatened to choke the woman using cables from a wind chime. Then he squeezed the woman's until she couldn't breathe. He also put a hack saw to her throat.

Well at least there was another swordsman there to fight back. He eventually kidnapped his girlfriend in his pickup truck until he stopped at a stoplight and she was able to jump out and attract the attention of a police officer. Glad to see that he still obeyed traffic laws in the middle of a Sword and Wind Chime rampage.

Super chill potential murder weapon.

Maybe he was just training to be the worst super hero ever? Or maybe he was training to be the BEST fighter ever. How the hell do you attack someone with wind chimes or a propane tank? Let’s break down the fighting techniques for each of these weapons.

#1 Sword

Sword fighting is one of the most ancient forms of battle. In order to disarm your opponent, it is best to remove the arms of your opponent.

#2 Hack Saw

The best  fighting techneque with a hack saw is not with an actual hack saw, but by tag teaming with WWE Superstar "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan!

#3 Propane Tank

Propane tanks normally take care of themselves, or you can shoot them like these fella's.

#4 Wind Chimes

Play wind chimes to call forth your ninja warriors and have them do battle. I assume that's how you murder someone with windchimes.

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38 comments
John-Drach-253
John-Drach-253 User

Obama is going to take away our windchimes? Better go to the store and buy a few hundred thousand

Syd Wat
Syd Wat

A spoon. And yes, I can use it as a weapon, and in several ways.

Zack Honey
Zack Honey

A toilet was the weirdest weapon ever use

Robert Linson
Robert Linson

As for the sword,hacksaw,and wind chimes wtf was he thinkin?..... only in america

Robert Linson
Robert Linson

Not exactly the weirdest but one of the smartest is a icicle I think only because all the evidence will melt away ...good god I watch to many crime shows lol

KCjoker
KCjoker User

Germany...or Florida.....(loveline fans will understand)

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

there's something toxic in their food or water, they are all crazy

Marc Maule
Marc Maule

I fucking hate wind chimes. Do they still make noise in your ass?

John M. Bynum
John M. Bynum

Thank god he Didn't get a hold of that shopping cart on the street corner. They would of all been f***ed!!!!!!

Travis Pace
Travis Pace

We should ban wind chimes....If we can just save one person!

Lavelle TheTyrant
Lavelle TheTyrant

He boiled water and poured it on a minth ago and she still stayed with him..... This sounds like a video game from hell -_-

Anthony Sims
Anthony Sims

That's a great setup for a horror movie.

Matt McGee
Matt McGee

Mr Brown, in the dining room, with the candlestick..

Marco Alanis
Marco Alanis

thank god that psyco din't have a fire arms arsenal...

Brian Lledo
Brian Lledo

You never..... NEVER stare a man in the eye holding wind chimes

Jerry Braswell
Jerry Braswell

Just another guy who needs to take anger management classes.

Patty Critchfield
Patty Critchfield

Back in the 80's a local man threatened his neighbor with a knife and sweeper.

Vernon Ward
Vernon Ward

The sword, hack saw are boring I'm more interested in the chimes. What type were they do you know I'm thinking of buying some.

Kim Lahmann
Kim Lahmann

The wife who stabbed her husband with a squirrel.

Mgamerrrr
Mgamerrrr User

Pretty sure wind chimes aren't made to be tools of death. I think guns are. Ya I just checked, they are.