For today in sitcom plot bank robberies we go to San Antonio, Texas. That is where a person walked into a bank and handed the teller a note asking for money. What makes this a whacky, slapstick comedy of errors is how they went about the robbery attempt. While police are not giving out a positive gender identification of the suspect, from the released surveillance photo below it appears to be a man dressing as a woman in a costume that would thwart detectives from finding the grande heist master.
We have all been in long bank lines dying to leave as we and wait for the teller to tap away on the computer just to tell you that your bank account is zero. Apparently being a bank robber is no different and after several minutes the suspect got sick of waiting, took the note back and skedaddled.
The good news is that the San Antonio Police Department is offering a $5,000 reward for information that leads to finding the suspect. Hopefully no one is filming a Mexican Mrs. Doubtfire remake or they are going to have to answer some questions.
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Source: San Antonio Express News